🕷️💔 How Osaragi shows affection + the kind of s/o she’d go for
she’s cold. she’s deadly. she swings a buzzsaw harder than my will to live. and yet, i would let her cave my ribs in and say thank you. here’s a little something for the girlies who like their women violent, silent, and just a little bit insane.
How Osaragi Shows Affection
She doesn’t say “I love you.” Ever. But she does throw a convenience store snack at your face and mutter “Eat that. You’re slow and weird when you’re hungry,” then look away like she didn’t just confess in her own weird little way.
You’ll know she likes you if she lets you stand within buzzsaw radius and doesn’t immediately slice your arm off. That’s affection—for Osaragi, anyway. Unlike when she’s with Shishiba or Nagumo, where someone always gets nicked or scared half to death.
She remembers everything you say—especially the random stuff. You mentioned once that you liked sour gummies as a kid? Mid-mission, she hurls a bag at your chest like she’s tossing a flashbang. No explanation. You think it’s a grenade and nearly scream. She just walks off like nothing happened.
Her affection is borderline homicidal. If someone hurts you, even if it’s your own fault, she’s holding a grudge that spans generations. “Why’d you let them hit you, huh? That’s stupid. I hate that. I'm killing them now.”
She’s clingy when no one’s looking. Like, “pretending-to-fall-asleep-on-your-shoulder-during-anime-night” clingy. She’ll scoot close and then act like you’re the weirdo.
Can’t cook, won’t cook. If you ever get food poisoning because she tried to “make breakfast,” she’ll just scowl and beat up the microwave like it’s the enemy.
Just like with Shishiba, Osaragi has a habit of muttering “I wanna eat something” mid-fight, like she’s talking to herself or tossing a thought into the void. You’ve heard her say it tons of times—usually with Shishiba right there to respond.
But one day, she turns to you during a mission, saw still whirring behind her, and says, “I’m hungry. Let’s eat after this.”
It’s the first time she’s ever included you in that weird little ritual. Your heart does something stupid and traitorous in your chest. She doesn’t wait for a reply—she just keeps walking. But you’re grinning like an idiot for the rest of the mission.
What Kind of S/O Osaragi Would Go For
Someone who’s quiet but not a pushover. If you’re all bark, no bite? She's already bored. But if you keep calm while standing your ground? Yeah… she’s watching.
A person who can handle her impulsiveness and mood swings without walking on eggshells. She’ll 100% complain that you’re annoying and then secretly admire how you don’t let her walk all over you… That said, she will hold a grudge. Just a tiny one. Forever.
Someone with lowkey gremlin energy—not chaotic all the time, but someone who can match her unhinged side when it counts. Like if she’s chasing someone across rooftops and you casually go, “Want me to throw something at them?” She’ll glance at you, expression flat, and mutter, “That one’s mine. Touch it and I’ll saw your leg off.”
Honestly? She likes someone who’ll listen. She won’t talk often, but when she does, it means something. If you’re the type to sit beside her in silence or reply simply without pushing—she’ll stay.
Bonus: you can’t be too soft. She’s dangerous. She knows it. She needs someone who can handle that without flinching.
And if you ever praise her after a mission? Like casually go “That was hot,” after she mows through a squad with her buzzsaw? She’ll freeze. Blush. Scowl. Then mumble “Shut up or I’ll slice you too,” while looking everywhere except at you.
