“Are you going to answer the question or continue to make this weird?”
“Umm… I’m gonna go with continue making it weird.” He said.
Well, it was kinda difficult to explain to one of the scariest superheroes of them all why you were running after one of their sidekicks holding a dead chicken in one hand and a big shell in the other. So for a few more moment he shrugged and went back to chasing Robin, mumbling nonsense which he hoped the other hadn’t guessed was nonsense until he pulled some badass (though Zach would never tell him they were) acrobatic moves and ended up flying out of a window.
At which point Zach lost it and started cackling, bent over from the force of his laughter, “A-a,” he managed to force himself to be calm for a moment, “yawA.” he said, causing the chicken and shell to vanish.
Straightening himself up he caught sight of the caper crusader still giving him… ‘A look’. He didn’t know it is was ‘The Look’ but it a ‘A Look’ nonetheless. “I ain’t spilling.” he said, sticking his hands on his hips and definitely not pouting.
The other just stared. “I mean, there’s technically nothing to spill, I did nothing wrong.” he said, he had to say something right? “He started it!” Zach pointed at the window, “He offended me! That’s like, a crime! He tried to tell me science could outdo magic and that is just plain stupid and wrong on so many levels.”
Again a brief interlude of silence, would he just stop looking!? “So I uh, conjured up a chicken, and a shell… and told him I was gonna steal his voice Little-Mermaid-Style and proceeded to chase him around making y’know, light and voice effects and… Stuff….” he sort of petered out figuring his, frankly hilarious prank wasn’t gonna get a laugh out of Batman if anything it could get him punched.
“May I take this moment to remind you that Zatanna is my cousin and she’d be very upset with you if you killed me and hid my body under the floorboards!”