Feb 15, 2021
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
not my professor dropping a whole ass box of condoms in front of the entire class
and then having to explain how he got a vasectomy and needed to be careful with his wife
cuz yesterday was, ya know, valentine's day
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
not my professor dropping a whole ass box of condoms in front of the entire class
and then having to explain how he got a vasectomy and needed to be careful with his wife
cuz yesterday was, ya know, valentine's day
HEY DUDES, WHO’S READY FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER
Because it’s uploaded
You’re welcome
I’m trying really hard to remember your second author’s note, but I’m not quite feeling it after reading that last chapter. 🤨
*Fills a huge basket with love, hugs and kisses. Then slyly pushes it towards you* HERE! Just keep looking at that basket for the next few chapters yeah?
I do love you though... muah <3
I had lunch today again with the ex and we are spending Sunday together.
He renewed his lease and has an inspection on Monday. While he’s clean-ish, he knows my level of clean borders on grossly obsessive.
Over lunch he mentioned he has to clean Sunday. I’ve offered many times in the past to help deep clean (/tried really hard not to beg him to let me clean because his bathroom gives me anxiety.) finally today he broke down and said “it actually would help a lot but I don’t want to put you out.”
I leaned in and told him, “buy me 3 Red Bull’s, rubber gloves up to my elbows, and take the dogs out to the park for a few hours. I’ll bring my own cleaning supplies and Bluetooth speaker. It’s best if you just leave for a little while.”
I mean dude already broke up with me.
If he’s going to unleash my cleaning abilities, I have no reason to downplay that shit anymore.
Levi, would you ever consider fucking Aiden?
The smoker shrugs.
“He’s not my type.”
the best reactions i’ve gotten from something i wrote:
oh my gO D i thought it was real
okay but can this please be real????
GODDAMMIT YOU MADE ME CRY ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
"So...I heard you were kissing a certain son of Hephaestus last night after the bonfire?"
Olivia's face immediately started blushing a deep red. "Wh-... where did you hear that from? The nymphs?!"