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when your variants find out you’re the only bitchless one
We’ve reached fandom flowstate
(og post not by me)
Bodyswap hellcali AU anyone??? One day when they’re 14/15 they just wake up in the other’s bed halfway across the country and have to live like that for awhile??
Give me a Mike freakout because his dynamic with El as her brother actually feels wayyy more correct than his dynamic as her boyfriend and he doesn’t know what to do with it
Ohmygosh give me Mike ending up having to present Will’s project on Alan turning??? He’d have to read up on it cause there’s no way he’d not do this for Will and he’d get to #that part about him and his brain would short fucking circuit
And give me Will overhearing things from other people that’re a little suspicious for Mike — maybe Mrs. Wheeler asks if he’s going to send out those letters to Will at all? Maybe he finds them? Maybe he READS them?
What if Will is called to the counselor’s office and ends up being basically told all the shit Mike’s going through?
Give me BOTH of them suspecting a little bit more about the other’s sexuality based on how others interact with them. Mike may not have the words for it but I think he wakes up back in his body just with. stronger feelings. like ohmygoshohmygish. Imagine if they both convince themselves it’s a dream or something when they switch back?? So when they actually go and visit they can’t talk about it but all the tension is like x10000000????
Them a bit lawless <3 (I'm having an art block)
Also this kinda counts as the guitarist Mike au
tumblr top 100 ships 2027 but theyre all different byler variants
so you've heard of cleradin helping byler understand their feelings and get together, but guys. what about byler helping 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣 get together....
cleradin who save eachothers' lives on a daily basis and use the danger around them as a 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 from being in love
cleradin who aren't repressed because they're scared of being gay (the concept of labelled sexuality doesn't exist in their world), but cleradin who are repressed out of fear of losing the other one if they don't feel the same way
cleradin who cannot afford that risk because they are 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 in fighting the danger around them and cannot physically SURVIVE if they lose eachother
cleradin who someday see byler happy and together in a world where danger doesn't exist in the same way, a world where mike and will are tied together purely by their raw love for eachother and not because their partnership is formally necessary
cleradin who realise they really do belong together in every universe, and that they are not tied together purely by necessity, but by devotion, longing, and it's the strength of that love that has allowed them to succeed in saving the other each and every time
can't wait for the next few years when we'll start seeing romance books about clerics and paladins and mall workers and long distance boyfriends and beautiful lesbians with bad bowl cuts that we'll for SURE know were originally fanfics based on byler variants
i will be buying ALL of them