Apr 11
what if I made him a buny. +his horrible situationship because I like them
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what if I made him a buny. +his horrible situationship because I like them
Unironically I think the stupid warrior cats au I never post about has the most lore out of almost any AU I’ve ever made
Anyways my awful situationship
George gets kidnapped by twolegs and becomes a show cat
So I’ve discovered the joys of making complicated ass diagrams
Drunz are in a long term committed situationship dnf is secret third thing and pnf are fucking. Btw if any of you were wondering
My beloathed
This one amuses me
Got diagnosed with punznotfound today. incurable
the ship name c!PNF or c!PunzNotFound is soo boring. Here to spread the propoganda: it should be called c!Gunz
/lh
DONT EVEN JOKE LAD IM CRYNNNN
they’re called Gunz because they’ll both pull a gun on you
Dudeee c!DNF is sooo underrated outside of certain circles. Like ppl immediately just think of it as sprouting out of the whole more like cc-centric RPF thing but no, no, you don’t get it! FOR SURE that is a big reason that it was shipped widely, but in my controversial opinion the more you think about the characters the more you see how the ship fits rly well and interestingly. Like, I don’t give a damn about the cc’s and always thought the whole rpf shipping thing was so stupid and hilarious, but I can never be normal about angsty toxic c!DNF. I’m the anon who asked about c!DNF x c!Drunz btw I’m excited seeing someone else like the idea of George x Punz x Dream and variations of it bc I haven’t rly seen content/discussion or anything abt it before! You have Drunz blocked so I’m not sure you’d like hearing any propaganda about it lol, though I'd enjoy dropping more DNF-->Drunz propaganda and hearing more of your thoughts on that if given a thumbs up. Not sure how much you appreciate anons pestering you either though XD. I’ve not thought enough about the Punz x George side of a possible love-triangle/poly thing or just c!PNF minus c!Dream, so I'd also love hearing more of your thoughts on that idea if you’d enjoy :3
Big fan of cdnf and I agree about the rpf thing omg do you know the lengths I go through when I'm scrolling the tag on Ao3. Get out of my face I'm trying to read toxic Minecraft yaoi. Incredible lack of toxic Minecraft yaoi under the dnf tag if you can believe it. However don't you worry
I am working on remedying this fact.
The pipeline of dnf to drunz interests me because Im a firm believer cgeorge being the worst. This is so important he's selfish he's apathetic he feels nothing for others' pain etc
And so like with that in mind I think cgeorge would be the problem in the relationship but cdream would be the one to break it off for. Many reasons methinks. And then cgeorge fucks off into the woods for the rest of his career but wait sit with me cdnf in the throws of a messy divorce while the elections and shit are happening
Like george is like "duuuude I'm gonna be like vice president and shit... I'm Not gonna have time for you" and dream would be like "Dude We Literally Have Lived Through Half Our Lives Together We Fought In A War" and george would be like "yeeeeahhhhhh but like... it's not really good at all anymore y'know" PLEASEEEEEE anyone listen to me cgeorge is the problem he would break up with you over text
and now dream, fresh out of fumbling the baddest bitch on the server, does his whole spiel of being secretive and evil or whatever as cgeorge fucks off into the woods for a bit before the whole king thing which I would like to interpret as two freshly divorced men trying realllly hard to act normal around each other and failing miserably and then Punz rolls his ass up and him and dream fall in love or something sometimes later fixes glasses I dunno the drunz timeline unfortunately but punz falls first just like all of dream's love interests except for his Evil Ex Who Doesn't Fall In Love At All
The drunznotfound relationship is both a poly relationship and a true love triangle because punz is in love with dream but dream has complicated feelings on that dream is in love with george because he's the closest he's ever been to someone and george stopped giving a fuck like ten years ago and george is in love with punz because punz feels unattainable and like a challenge. Normally people like punz trip over themselves to win his favor but punz just seems apprehensive to him. Etc. But at the same time they're all in love with each other. Complicatedly.
Dream is in love with punz because he's the only one that's still around, really the only one he can rely on at all. George is in love with dream because even if they fucked it up there's still care there and he can feel it and maybe on the off day he can think of it. And punz is in love with george beecause it's dangerous. etc.
I could probably yap for another 300 paragraphs but I think I'll end it here and feel free to send as many asks on this ship as you want I have a treasure trove of every single thought I've had on them ever