#c!techno headcanon

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Idk if anyone remembers the OG c!Techno grew up as a gladiator headcanon but that has always been my official headcanon for him because it’s just perfect for his character in so many ways

Anyways I was looking back at the webtoon made by The Angel Incarnate and I saw a chapter talking about c!Techno’s scars from the chains he was forced to wear.

Dream SMP Origins: Technoblade

By the time Technoblade appeared in the Dream SMP he was already established as a lethal force on the battlefield, but how did he become the

And in my personal headcanon, c!Dream was the one to rescue c!Techno from his owners (it’s a long story but if you want to hear more PLS ask me, my asks are open and I may even finally write it all on ao3 if people are interested bc I have a very fleshed-out story)

Anyways so c!Dream knows about c!Techno’s scars and how c!Techno was self-conscious about them for a long time because of they were a symbol that he had been a slave, and when c!Techno rescues c!Dream from prison one of the first things c!Dream does is just smile at c!Techno and hold up his wrists, which now have matching scars to c!Techno’s 🥹

And this idea that c!Dream isn’t even upset about it, obviously he’s upset over what he’s been through but these scars in particular he is happy to have because he is happy to share them with c!Techno 🩷

For c!Dream they don’t symbolize ownership, they symbolize a brother’s bond and the fact that even the strongest of warriors can go through horrible hardships and still get back up and keep fighting for what they believe in 💚🩷

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C!techno believing in Santa Claus well into adulthood cause Phil mentioned it once and didn’t realize Techno didn’t know he wasn’t real until it was years later and doesn’t have the heart to tell him now. Except Techno doesn’t like Santa. He hates him, thinks he’s awful.

Techno every year without fail attempts to stay awake all night to catch Santa so he can kick his ass, which never works but Techno claims it’s cause “Santa is a cowardly bastard,”

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Techno's a piglin there really isnt too much debate on that. piglins are known for REALLY liking gold, to the point where they will attack if you tried to take it.

Philza is sometimes thought to be part of a crow, or some type of bird. So it's likely that he too, likes shiny things such as gold.

When they first met each other, whether that be on SMPEarth or Dream SMP or if you have your own headcanon, I believe they were both just decked out in gold and other shiny things. So much jewelry, maybe something to go over Techno's tusks (a ring or some form of protection so they dont break during battle???), and maybe even decoration on their armor.

Maybe thats what drew them to each other in the first place, Maybe thats what sparked the friendship. Maybe thats why they'd go to the ends of the earth for each other.

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C!Technoblade Headcanons

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Technoblade has two forms half-human (the one he is mostly in on the daily) and then full Piglin which he uses for battle mostly. 

Full Piglin Details

Height 7′10 which is shorter than the average Piglin because he is a half-breed.

Can scent out gold easily.

His skin-tone is more of a brighter pink than the average Piglin. 

His strength is double while in this form but he is heavier set giving him hard hit but slow movements 

Scent: Charcoal, Metal, Blood and Sweat

He runs hotter body temperature than the average human but not quite as hot as a full piglin would.

Teeth/Mouth: Got a cute underbite and has tusks that have gold crowns and gems. His left tusk is slightly chipped from battles when he was younger. 

Half-Human Details 

Height 6′3 just canon nothing else 

His skin-tone is more pale than in his piglin form but still has a slight pinkish tint to it. 

Above average for a human but not as powerful as full Piglin form

Scent: Blaze Powder, Cinnamon, Rose Water, Honey, and Woodsy smell 

Above average body temperature but nothing as hot as his full Piglin form 

Teeth/Month: Same as above  

Hooves : His feet are hooves like a normal pigs. It kind of looks like he’s wearing heeled boots but nah that’s just his hooves.

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Hey don’t think about Michael being found by Techno and Tubbo and getting excited cause Techno is a piglin and he can finally communicate with someone, someone around him can finally speak piglin and understand him.

And then the realization that Techno, despite being piglin, can’t speak the language. He hasn’t used the language in years, he can’t speak it or understand much of it.

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C!techno’s brush with death during his execution was the closest he’s ever been to dying. It’s as close as he ever wants to be but he can’t deny it. It was intoxicating.

The adrenaline, the way his heart felt hammering against his ribs, the borderline euphoria that drove him, he didn’t even move of his own accord it was all automatic. It was addictive, and it’s the high he’s been chasing his whole life as he downs potion after potion to fight others. That moment with the totem was the only time he felt that rush he’d been looking for. For once chat had grown to a dead silence. Not because they had chosen to give him reprieve, but because he had finally tuned them out. And fighting Quackity in that cave? Outmatched in weapons and armour, and still winning? That moment he put that pickaxe into Quackity’s jaw? That was everything.

He’s been trying to recreate that feeling ever since. But nothing, not doomsday, not the prison break, nothing has ever compared.

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Thinking about the fact that every reference towards Techno being a piglin/being like a piglin has been made towards zombified piglins. Also that he’s able to be in the overworld without being zombified

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Anyways nonbinary c!Techno is godtier you can’t tell me otherwise