#c viv

[madisonnotmaddie]

@vivlennox replied to your post “[pm] ha ha, you're so fucking funny Andrej. Can't...”:

[user is about to put her phone in a blender and destroy it] [pm] fuck, sorry. Stupid piece of shit phone is on the fritz.

​[pm] All good, no problem! It happens! Please don't

Has it gotten any better now?

[banisheed]

@vivlennox replied to your post “[pm] Your sister drank you under the fucking table...”:

[user snorts at the word slithered] [pm] what, you don't want to keep the used chewing gum and spilled beer company down there? Yeah, my phone's freaking the fuck out for some reason. Was meant for my Da. He thinks he can keep up with his sister, and he's always wrong.

​[pm] Forgive me; they're terrible conversationalists. Your father? I suppose it is good that you have such a close relationship to your family.

I must point out that you are not entertaining me. Personal history does not interest me. You were small once, and now you are no longer, blah blah blah. Every thing is the same story. Excite me!

[banisheed]

[pm] Your sister drank you under the fucking table again, didn't she Tuck?

[pm] Oh, I detest drinking under tables. So sticky!

I believe this is a message you have sent to the wrong person, but do not leave; you have slithered into my domain and I demand entertainment now.

[madisonnotmaddie]

[pm] ha ha, you're so fucking funny Andrej. Can't you tell how hilarious you are? No, I wasn't fucking kidding, if you put that act in without me, I will eat you. And Luka will be my favorite of the two of your stupid asses forever.

[pm] Hi! This is Madison! Not Andrej!

I would prefer to not be eaten if it's all good and chill with you.