#c:edu

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Why do you think Edu didn't fight back when Dexter went after him? Who would have won if he did?

“Probably because he’s a quivering pussy. Dexter Elizabeth Swanson without any question of a  doubt. The man is built like a tank.” 

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Eduardo is clearly completely whipped by Laurel, the boy needs to move on.

“Does he not realize she is MARRIED! TO DEXTER ELIZABETH SWANSEN!”

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Let's hope Edu pulled out or he's in a whole world of trouble

“Oh god. Someone have Plan B on the ready! Or some stairs! Either would probably do the trick. Someone tell Dylan to grab a bat! Tell her we have a rat problem. She’ll know what to do.” 

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Rumor yas it, that Eduardo banged both Sapphire and Hero on the event.

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Who do you think needs the most action here right now? Who do you think needs to cool it?

“The two Adie’s need to get laid ASAP. Someone please get those two girls someone to bang. Who needs to cool it? Edu. Sweetie, did you know you can sleep with someone and not fall in love with them?”

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Favorite moments from Fright Fest?

“Dex punching Edu. And Evie and Stella finally fighting again. Everything else was a snooze fest.”

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What do y'all think about Edu having a kid? Is it secretly Laurel's? Wouldn't be surprised!

“If that child is secretly Laurel’s then I will personally follow Monica to law school just to annul her damn marriage to the most BEAUTIFUL MAN DAYTON HAS EVER SEEN!” 

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Team Edu or Team Dex?

“Team Dex. Why is this even a question? Edu is a creep. I heard he jerked a dude off for wanting to sleep with his sister. That’s fuckin weird.”