#c; wade

[skeletor1x1-blog]

Wade. "Sorry babe, it's nothing personal but I can't let you know all my secrets."

{spencer x wade}

Shock had filled her veins at the very second he heard the gun click. It was a different kind of click, not him messily setting it up, no. It had suspension, it had waiting, it had that pause when he was waiting for her to react. So she turned fearing the worst, and that’s what she got. Her expression became unreadable with Spencer trying to push away any pain she could have felt—she would not weep at the last of her moments. Instead, she raised her palms, slowly, up in the air. “Fine then,” she said.

“Shoot me.”

[skeletor1x1-blog]

@challenge-the-1x1 

“What’s up, soldier, you need a ride?”

[infamous-harleyquinn]

moved || @goddamndeadpool:

“Well I have the advantage of not being able to die so I think I might succeed where others have failed.. he doesn’t have to know you have anything to do with it.”

“Wade... He doesn’t have to kill ya to completely fuck up yer life... I’m not even thinking about myself right now, I just, call me crazy - ha - but I don’t want Mistah Jay gettin’ his hands on you.”

[cornelia-braun]

☄ , ☯ ((whatever one you want, I couldn't decide eeeep))

i’mma do both, i’mma do both.

Headcanon memes for ships! - platonic, romantic and even brotps

Send me a ☄ for a lighthearted headcanon about our muses

Wade and Cornelia have a very intricate handshake that they do every once in a while. It involves a wide array of theatrical movements and a lot of yelling. 

Send me a ☯ for a headcanon about our muses’ differences

Wade is incredibly open with sexuality and is not against talking about it to anyone and everywhere. Cornelia, on the other hand, can’t even say the word kiss without flushing like a tomato. 

[cornelia-braun]

3 <3 <3

Send ‘<3′ for me to fill out this ship meme based on our characters

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies

Who is the most affectionate? Cornelia doesn’t like PDA, so Wade would do it ironically just to embarrass her.  

Big spoon/Little spoon? Cornelia would constantly force Wade to be the little spoon. 

Most common argument? Missions. Cornelia would complain that he’s never home, and then she’d go and do the same thing and then Wade would complain. 

Who apologises after an argument first? UGH THIS IS DIFFICULT Maybe Cornelia??? Or Wade??? I DON’T KNOW OH GOD help me

Favorite non-sexual activity? Causing Mayhem. 

Who is most likely to carry the other? Wade would probably insist on being carried tbh, however I can’t see him saying no to carrying her either. 

Nicknames? Wade calls Cornelia princess and she secretly loves it. She doesn’t normally use nicknames, however when she does they’re pet names and it’s usually because she’s very angry. 

Who worries the most? Cornelia.  

Who plays pranks on the other? Wade for the most part. 

Who tops? Wade

Who’s the grumpiest in the morning? I feel like it would alternate. 

Who initiates kisses? Wade. 

Who wakes up first? Alternates.  

Who says I love you first? …Wade??? I DON’T KNOW u tell me because i’m having a hard time w/ this tbh

[cornelia-braun]

Taking over this town they should worry, But these problems aside I think I taught you well. That we won't run, and we won't run, and we won't run.

Wade&Cornelia-  2/?

[cornelia-braun]

★, Ω, ✉

★ for an IC fact

Cornelia has freckles all over her face and body. Contrary to most people with freckles, she loves them a lot. 

‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.

Wade is by far Cornelia’s favourite person. She’d never say it out loud, but she idolizes him and really appreciates all that he’s done for her. She considers him a surrogate older brother, and would do anything he asked in a heartbeat.  

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

[SMS; STATUS: not sent] diD YOU FART IN MY ROOM

[SMS; STATUS: not sent] IT SMELLS SO BAD

[SMS; STATUS: not sent]SO BAD THAT MY TEXTS ARE EVEN SENDING

[SMS; STATUS: not sent]your farts messed up my text signal i hate you

[cornelia-braun]

wade…has passed away

ruDE TBH

Send “[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.

Rolling her eyes, she continued playing Candy Crush on her phone. 

“Literally impossible.” Pursing her lips when she ran out of moves, she dropped the phone on the table and glared at the messenger. “He’s pretty much cursed. He can’t die.”