Harley Quinn

Hi, Puddin! { Indie Harley Quinn RP blog } { Multiverse and Cross-fandom friendly } { Mun and Muse is 21+ }

[infamous-harleyquinn]

If y’all wanna talk to me on Discord or roleplay on discord or what have you.... here. 

Harleywrites#6595

[make-a-meme]

nsfw headcanons!

[america-redefined]

❔ - How to tell your muse is horny?

🔷 - How often does your muse have sex?

🔲 - In general - How long does it take for them to have sex with someone they find appealing if that someone shows interest into them as well?

💬 - Would your muse rather spend the night at their own place or their partners instead?

🔵 - What activity to do with them to get them relaxed and in the mood?

✔️ - Which things do they enjoy especially when having sex?

⛔ - How would they signal their partner that they are not into something during sex?

💤 - In which position would they like to sleep in with their partner afterwards? And what position are they likely to end up in instead?

⚠️ - How to tell that your muse needs comfort after or during sex?

💭 - Which sexual desire are they too embarrassed about to tell anyone? And in which situation would it be obvious enough to show?

[infamous-harleyquinn]

Uhm, holy shit, okay. I have 200 followers.

[narumi-detective-agency]

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to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

[voidblood]

Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

[voidblood]

I should be honest

They aren’t developed AUs

It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context

[maddys]

[phantomchick]

I love this for so many reasons.

[phantomchick]

#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snapping  #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gotham  #he’s like  #this wouldn’t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batman   #not to mention his dad was a doctor  #I also love that Batman is a college drop out  #I also love that he’s not even pretending that harl isn’t irritating him  #There’s more  #I could go on  #but too many tags already

[litfcse-deactivated20181015]

i wanna be someone’s favorite writing partner.

[animatedtext]

[wickedlymeme]

“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

[wickedlymeme]

“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[the-bctman]

@infamous-harleyquinn cont’d from here:

There was an obvious inferno of rage building up from the inside of his soul. The Joker was back, and who knows for how long. The only thing that was certain, was that this was Bruce’s last chance to catch him, to finally get justice for all the lives that have been taken because of him. For Jason.

“I’ll find him.”

[infamous-harleyquinn]

"I'll help, B-man'" she promised. She'd been on her meds a good while now and while it hadn't been the easiest thing in the world to see what she was doing when love and madness blinded her, Harley was very much aware of it now. Aware of the things that she helped Mister J with, the things she'd done all on her own. Guilt weighed heavy on the blonde's shoulders and she was willing to do what she could to lighten the load. "Anything ya need, I got it."

[intcthatgoodnight-a]

*stands on rooftop with a megaphone*  SOULMATE AUS 

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Reblog if you’re part of team “I want to talk to you but I’m terrible at ooc communication and I think you find me annoying and I don’t want to bother you.”

[the-bctman]

“ All my worst fears coming true. “

“It’s him, isn’t it?”

[infamous-harleyquinn]

“I feel it in my bones, Bats. He’s back.”

[untothisstorm]

Killing Eve “Nice and Neat” 2x02 Starters

“Do you have any cake?” “That’ll cause a bit of a stir at the pharmacy.” “Do you want a hottie bottie?” “This is how it works, we have to talk.” “How do you always look so good?” “I mean, do you even sleep?” “It’s my moisturizer, made out of pig’s placenta.” “It costs a fortune and smells like arse.” “I don’t mind smelling like arse.” “They’re worried about getting murdered.” “I thought she was a ghost, I hate ghosts.” “If anyone says it’s a murder on the dance floor, I will throw them out the window.” “What do you know about psychopaths?” “I went to boarding school.” “Why not? We don’t need them anymore.” “Are you faking it?” “They got fat.” “It’s Cher Horowitz, I’ve failed my driving test.” “[ name ], YOU PIECE OF SHIT.” “I think you’re going to bleed to death.” “You thought I’d be an easy target, didn’t you?” “I bet you thought you could just use me.” “What must you think of me?” “That’s what you get, [ name ].” “That wasn’t very clever, was it?” “I’ve had a really shitty couple of days.” “What I don’t need is a boring stranger in a Volvo giving me a lesson on how to use the phone.” “Promise you won’t be cross.”

[infamous-harleyquinn]

hit me up if you wanna play! 

I really wanna get Harley back off the ground.