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The Call of Cthulhu (At Church) 

Prompt: In which Cthulhu introduces himself and his church to Frollo, and Frollo is not amused. 

For @terrvrs- I told you I would get you a drabble at some point

Cthulhu walked into the church with the widest grin on his face.  Churches were amusing buildings. Places of worship where humans gather to sing or hear lectures. The monster whistled as he walked closer to the front. 

“I would remove all these benches.” Cthulhu started to say. He looked around taking more of the details. “These windows are gorgeous though.” Cthulhu added staring at the stain glass windows. He looked at Frollo. 

The priest was older than he imagined-but he’s heard that humans don’t age well. He couldn’t imagine having all those wrinkles in his human form. The monster smiled. “Where are my manners?” He extended his hand, his sharp teeth showing as he smiled. “I am Mr. O’Hara, head priest from the Church of Cthulhu.”  

Frollo didn’t extend his hand and the mosnter shrugged. “Our goal at my church is to make sure Amazoth gets his proper worship. And for humankind to see the Light.” Cthulhu looked at Frollo. “Humans like the pies? We serve pie at my church.” 

At this point Frollo only quirked an eyebrow. Cthulhu sighed. “You should come down sometimes, my church is up the hill.” He remarked. He placed the card with a squid on a pew. 

“I will see you soon, Mr. Priest.” He said before closing the door.