#c. phasma

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C. Phasmas debut. It started as a joke... but she found a publisher. Whoever that L. Ando. Cariss. Ian is... he's paying well. Original image by Sharon Spia

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C. Phasmas second novel coming in. And as before it's pure fiction any and all resemblance to real people is purely coincidental. Hux lawyer said there's nothing he can do about it. Hux is SO mad. Original image by Sharon Spia c:

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C. Phasmas third one. She's always having her audiences interests in mind... ... ... and not only she is having a blast ;DDDD Original image by Sharon Spia

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C. Phasma's sixth novel sparked a lot of controversy. She was accused of copying well known author Sh'Ak E-Spearé. Turns out, the cover text was a homage. The story itself about two (very questionable) middle-aged commanders and their affair amidst the battlefield had very little in common with the royal tragedy. Mitaka was very keen on coaching her regarding press statements. Questions about the lack of clothing should be answered like "Stranded in unmapped forest territory together, bathing will demand the removal of wardrobe" . That sounded way more noble than a blunt "Ripping the clothes of each other in a feral act of heat", how Phasma would have put it. She was not sure she liked him butting in that much.. .but his editing was proper, so he got a pass on that. Hux is pretty sure that some of the lines sound familiar... and why does Mitaka look so nervous during his shifts lately?... oh no, did he READ those filthy novels?!? Worse- DID THE SUPREME LEADER?! Why does he have a potrait of himself in that style hanging suddenly?! And why did Cardinal scale down his shifts?! Why is he looking at Hux so intensely and always scribbling down something on his pad?!?!? Hux paranoia is growing stronger with every day. Especially since his lawyers have not found a single point to put an end to this. They say "Commander Hugs" is to far from "General Hux" . And what about their weird questions regarding his flexibility?!? He is furious. Leia is livid she has not been informed on these things. Of course, she looked at who the publisher is and tore Lando a new one... per holocall. Lando was very apologetic but also pointed out those novels posed a big enough distraction, to the building progress of Starkiller, which had nearly come to a standstill. ... Leia invests in Poes priorly proposed strategic distraction maneuver: A holo-movie adaption. She does NOT want anything to do with it, and who dares to show her elements, will learn what the force truly can mean. But she greenlit it. ... Poe and his squad are in hyperfocus on realizing this project asap. Finn is not sure he likes his boyfriends ambitions- until Rey shows him the casting list. He is on board immediately. .... and Kylo (seemingly) is none the wiser. Original image by Elaine Duillo. (Thank you @morby for providing me with that great image and input on finding the right title :D) Development of the story inspired by @brieflymaximumprincess tags >:3)

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Phasmas forth one. The ideas just won't stop coming, she has to write faster than Hux lawyer can work through all possibilities and potentially find a technicality to eventually get her with. As she can't write and edit at the same time, she dropped an inquiry on the blackboard for beta readers: Mitaka made sure NOBODY else besides him could apply. He FINALLY got his autograph AND the honor to work with the great author herself. She also managed to answer some fanpost- and was delighted to get some intel on a certain dark haired knights background by 'TraitorDater Flyboi' that will be incorporated into her next book. Captain Cardinal and Phasma might not be on good terms, but damn, that man can draw some fleek oil portraits and she keeps commissioning him. The silent and grim exchange in hallways is contrary to the praise Cardinal gets in messages about his latest piece- and the credit amount payed for it. Original Image by Sharon Spia (Developments of the lore heavily inspired by @brieflymaximumprincess tags- loved them! Not a peaceful second for Hux from now on >:3 )

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Phasmas fifth novel. Having Mitaka contribute as editor speeds up the process greatly. She can fully concentrate on writing, he'll polish the hell out of it. Of course, he's not listed- he asked to stay anonymous... he's to afraid of Hux or Kylos reaction if they find out he's part of all of that. Cardinal is only a part time captain by now, as painting book covers is paying off handsomely. Hell, Snoke even comissioned a potrait... he does not comment on if he knows of C.Phasmas works.... Hux lawyers haven't found a way to stop these books yet, they are combing through them thoroughly and slowly. Purely for research. Mhm. The General is foaming at the mouth as the publications continue. Poes collection is making rounds at the Resistance, and they intend a holomovie adaption. A strategic distraction maneuver, they call it when they ask for sponsoring... Leia is not convinced, she needs to take a look at the materials herself... ... ... uhm, why is her son on these covers?! ...and Kylo (seemingly) has no clue all of this is even happening.

Original Image by Elaine Duillo. (Once more, development of the story inspired by @brieflymaximumprincess tags >:3 )

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Book number seven in C. Phasmas career received mixed critiques. Was it the decision to zoomorphisize the fans beloved redhaired damsel in distress? Or that the dark haired warrior was into it? Probably to go all in and be explicite, as usual about the changes in intimacy...

Her editor had warned her that might happen- Mitaka had an inkling not everyone would take this well. Like the coverartist, Cardinal, who admittedly was good at humans, but had no clue how to realise the furry rendering Phasma had requested, which she eventually accepted. Hux was furious - his lawyers were fans of the series after all! No wonder they stalled him since day one! Traitors, all of them! He couldn't trust anyone besides Millicient, it seemed! That he ever had viewed Phasma as a friend- pah! Writing such filth about him and that rebel scums son! He would never lust for this unkempt barbarian! No matter how enticing the images were, that her words created in his head-... NEVER! And she had called him a weasel! Millicient was a good listener to his drunken rants... After calming down Han when Rey spilled the tea about the whole situation to him - and waiting for Chewie to stop laughing - he had to admit it would surely cause chaos at Starkiller. It already did so on thier side, in his oppinion, as he watched Rose and Poe bicker over the latest publication... and that they seemingly had formed a reading group with other resistance members... Without further ado, the production of the movie adaption could begin! Finn was giggling everytime he thought of the cast: A bright red haired Theelin man, short and very flamboyant would portray 'Commander Hugs'. If Finn had any credits to his name, he'd pay them all to see his former Generals face, when he heard of this- and found out his role would be portrayed by a non-human - who was so much shorter than the man who'd play 'warrior Kailow'. Maybe he'd eat his silly little hat in frustration. He didn't care much about the rest, and whoever this Zaphod Beeblebrox was, and wherever Lando found him, he surely could put on an act.

(Original by Aleta Jenks-Rafton)