Ariana is cursed and runs away to a far away tower or cave
by now she’s grown used to knights trespassing on her territory
one day
a traveler dressed in armor appears on her doorstep
‘fool !’ She thinks to herself, ‘that smug bastard isn’t even carrying a weapon’
when she loweres her head
She gazes at the familiar sight of lushish brown hair, dark forest green eyes and a dorkish smirk that makes her heart do backflips
Scar, her best friend, her first love, her only companion who knows how lonely growing up in a life like thier’s can be
‘I’m here, so you may have my hand in marriage’ Scar declares
‘pardon ?’ Ariana snickers
‘Yes !, you’d heard me correctly’ Scar confirmed
back in Scar’s own kingdom, he is set to be wed off, when he hears of a dragon in a neighboring kingdom, who the locals claim ‘no man can slay’, Scar is determined to find this mysterious creature, to find out what happened to his beloved Airana
the plan he relays to Airana is simple, if she accepts Scar’s hand: he will simply leave everything behind and live with her forever after, if she truly doesn’t want to merry Scar: help him by “kidnapping” him so he may run away and be free from the role he is forced to play
Ariana agrees to help Scar no matter what happens
(In this au, we can have cubmumscarian as a fun little add treat, I’m serious.)
warning: dirty talk, Mumbo can’t handle forplay, talks of experiment kink, science kink, I fear I character assassinated C.ub in this series, not on purpose
They later arrived at Scar’s base, the space cadet was to be fair surprised by the unaspected vist, but delighted all the same, he joyfully inviting both wardens in his humble abode, excoriating them to his sci-fi themed living space
‘drinks ?, anyone ?’ Their host asked, walking towards his fridge
‘no thanks, we’re here to make a proper situation for you’ Cub declared
Scar turned his head and quirk an eye brow up at such a claim
‘um, actually I’ll take a water please, if you don’t mind love’ Mumbo knew he didn’t want to talk or add to this conversation, so sipping on water will help him get through this part of their plan
Scar looked back into his fridge to investigate its contents ‘you’re in luck !’ He’d said excitedly ‘I have just enough for you’ Scar pulls out a almost full water jug and places it on the counter top, then proceeds to rifle around his cupboards for the perfect cup for Mumbo, when he finds one he pours the water into the red cup, shuts the cupboard, places the water jug back into his fridge, grabs himself a soda and shuts the fridge
he walks over to where Mumbo and Cub are sitting and hands Mumbo his water before plopping down in the arm chair, popping open his soda can
‘alrighty fellas, what’s this proper situation you have for me ?’ Just like in true Scar fashion, a business man is always ready to make a deal
Cub nonchalantly pulls out a briefcase, Mumbo quietly chokes a little on his water, turning his head away to continue drinking his water, pretending he’s not about to hear what Cub is suggesting, Scar perks up a little more, whatever Cub has to say it’ll be good if it made Mumbo squirmed in his seat
Cub set the briefcase facing him on his lap, popping open the latches, when Cub lifted it open Mumbo took a sideways peek, then quickly looked away with a deepening blush a cross his cheeks, this made Scar even more excited to see what his ‘proper situation’ intailed
‘you ready ?’ Cub joked, Scar noticed himself literally on the edge of his seat drooling at the sight of Mumbo’s shyness of the situation, he cleared his throat and laid back in his seat ‘of course’ clearing his throat again ‘I’m always ready’ he couldn’t look Cub in the eyes out of embarrassed
Cub chuckled and spin the case around, Scar looked over to see the contents, in the middle taking up the most space is a long suction cup with a tube unattached at the end and 2 glowing vials, he recognizes the pink of the aphrodisiacs, but the one next to it, he has never seen before, an almost deep red type
‘what’s this one do’ pointing at the vial
‘you’ll see’ Cub teased, Scar pouted at that
‘now then’ Cub declared ‘this is my proper situation for you’ Scar leaned in excitedly awaiting to hear what this intails
‘I need your sperm’
at this point Mumbo decided he’d finished his cup of water, placing it on the coffee table ready to make a run for it ‘w-wait Mumbo’
Mumbo turned his head, surprised to see Scar was standing, about to stop the other warden from leaving
Scar stuttered for abit before finally saying ‘s-sorry, if you want to leave, that’s your right, you don’t have to stay’ it hurt Mumbo’s heart how sad Scar was that he was leaving
‘I-I wasn’t l-leaving’ Mumbo lied, ‘I just, I just’, he was mentally kicking himself for taking so long to come up with a lie, he looked at his water cup again then back to Scar ‘I just, was getting a drink that’s all’ he ends that sentence with an awkward chuckle
Scar, sitting back in his lazy boy, gave Mumbo a sympathetic look ‘are you sure ?’ He asked
‘of course’ Mumbo reassured ‘there’s no place I’d rather be’ he gave Scar a soft genuine smile, Scar gave one right back, obviously happy that Mumbo decided to stay
Cub cleared his throat, Scar and Mumbo scrambled to break eye contact
‘now that we have that out of the way’
‘I need your- Cub looks back at Mumbo who sits back down, a nonverbal agreement to continue with their plan, then turns his attention back to Scar, ‘DNA, for research’
‘oh !, again ?’ Scar let out a giggle ‘I’m surprised you still need som- ‘wait !, what do you mean again ?!’ Mumbo interrupted
‘Mr. Jumbo’ Cub said stern, fear set in as the other warden gave Mumbo a warning glare, ‘it’s quite alright’ Scar interrupted the intense one sided stare down, ‘he’s just curious’, Cub relaxed abit not wanting to upset Scar, Mumbo let out a sigh of relief, ‘besides I doubt he’s even aware of all the “Experiments” you’ve put me through’, they’ve both exploded into fits of laughter at whatever that meant
Mumbo was just thankful he didn’t ruined the night
‘ok, ok so- Scar was trying to contain himself so he could ask ‘so you need my ?’
‘dna’ Cub answered
‘Right’ Scar paused for a moment, ‘may I ask what for or ?’
‘Top secret’ Cub declared
‘oh’ Scar sounded disappointed but quirked an eye brow up
‘but you’ll be rewarded after’ Cub reassured
Scar snorted, ‘oh !, but not during the DNA collecting ?’ Scar teased
Cub leaned in closer ‘that’s just the fun part’
Scar copied the action ‘oh yeah ?’ He whispered
‘yeah’ Cub answered
Cub slipped a hand through the boob widow Scar made to his crop top, his body fallowing suit, placing himself on Scar’s lap, fingers snaking through his hair, pulling Scars head back to deepening the kiss, Scar peck his eye out towards Mumbo, poor Mumby was just sitting there, speechless, Blushing fully now, amazing at how quickly this escalated
‘Mumbo’ Scar called to get his attention,‘come join us’ he reaches out a hand, an invitation Mumbo eagerly accepts
Cub moves his lips to Scar’s neck, leaving harsh marks apon his skin, Scar lets out small giggles for every mark that’s made
Scar let out a moan, getting Cub’s attention, ‘I think we should, take this, some where more, comfy~’
Cub nods, getting up from his lap, with Mumbo’s help, they helped Scar up to his feet, fallowing Scars lead to his bedroom
‘we still have to wait 25 minutes though’ Cub stated
‘what !?, why ?!’ Scar yelled
Cub pointed at Scar ‘because YOU had that moopop’, folding his arms to ground his statement ‘and I don’t want your stupid piss ruining this experiment’
Scar scrunched up his face, ready to argue back
but he let out a sigh of defeat, ‘ok, we’ll wait abit’
