#c137 rick

[crazyricks]

Ricardo: "I fixed my cleft lip."

C137: "You know... your cleft lip wasn't why I abandoned you, my son..."

Ricardo: "Then why, o father, have you left me to fend for myself with a cleft lip on this Hellish desert prison?"

C137: "Because you had a botched circumcision which gave you three holes in your penis."

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[hyperfocusthusly]

Waaaaaaay up there Morty

[porkchop-ao3]

A little early Christmas present for the wonderful friends I have made this year :) there are far too many to tag all of them but if I've spoken to you this year, know that I love you! And also thank you to everyone who supports all of my content, those silent sweethearts who consistently like my posts. I notice you and I appreciate you!

I've drawn some of my people's favourites :D we have kitty Rick for @ravenousscorpian and @kitten-wrath , doofus Rick for @rixxy8173571m3w1p3 , Harley Rick for @rickstexaschick (her OC), eyepatch Rick for @hoodoo12 and of course! C137 for everyone else! The one who brings us all together! :P

I hope all of my friends and followers have a wonderful Christmas. Be safe, be merry, be happy! Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

[tiny-rick-dub-dub-blog]

I’LL BE PROTECTING YOU. Sketchy drawing is sketchy

[pocketmortypower]

I just realized something. C-137 Rick is absolute garbage at working with genetics. Chemistry? Great. Biology in general? Great. Engineering on most levels? Great. Mathematics? Great. Physics? Great. This is a man who can assemble a neutrino bomb blackout drunk off his ass, yet can’t synthesize his own version of Crispr therapy..

This also explains why he can’t anticipate the negative effects of being inside a clone, and isn’t immortal in the sense that he’s not just maintaining failing parts. If he knew his genetics, he’d be able to cure that gagoo under the garage with little to no problem (if it really is “space AIDS”). He’d be able to stop and repair from his aging (probably splicing some DNA repair mechanisms from some sort of extremophile), and he CERTAINLY would have solved the kronenberg situation.

I would argue all Ricks are garbage at it, but lizard Rick, or at least the Rick that transformed lizard Morty is good enough at it. Although he’d be smarter doing general genetic modifications taken from multiple species if he actually wanted to improve something about Morty but I guess it must be more of a “Pickle Rick” situation.

But what about Pickle Rick, you ask?

I hypothesize that he actually just replicated a pickle on the molecular level rather than messing with the sequences themselves. Maybe connected his neurological system with the photosynthesis capabilities of a plant for energy? But pickles themselves are more of a gamete than actual plant systems... Anyway, it’s really fucking dodgy science at best. It’s a wonder he didn’t actually kill himself. That seems like another example of his self destructive impulses, but I’ll leave that for another post.

Yes, he can analyze DNA, as seen in the Beth Froopyland episode with the bird creature, but that’s not hard. He just does it quickly on the go.

Honestly it doesn’t come up enough for him to really care about it, and he hates himself so much I’m not surprised he’s just replacing parts rather than taking the effort to improve anything.

[ask-c137-rickandmorty-blog]

Rick: Who the hell told you that? Huh? Leave Morty out of this... Okay?

[shmu-h]

i think rick looks really cute without his lab coat. sue me

[hasn0clue]

A horrible thing that may happen is that we may never know if Beth is a clone or not till wayyyy later down the track, id scream if we wouldn’t know till the final season. But if something like that does happen and Beth is a clone you beat your botttom dollar the writers are gonna make us fall in love with the clone version of Beth until she is taken away.