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bitterwarmth

Rodrik: Father, it seems Asher has sent me a package from Yunkai

Lord Forrester: At least he is thinking of his family, what is it?

Rodrik: *pulls out a severed head*

Lord Forrester: What?!

Rodrik: There is a note too

Lord Forrester: Read it!

Rodrik: 'Dear Brother, hang this in my room. It is going to look KILLER when I come home'

isometricperspective

A house of honourable men.

saccharinescorpion

i really can’t stress enough how much i recommend regularly engaging with older art– movies, books, whatever. like, “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it” and all that, but also, there’s just something really fascinating and kind of beautiful about reading something written by someone who lived so long ago and really connecting with it, recognizing the humanity of people who once seemed like abstract concepts to you

silvormoon

I started reading The Tale of Genji during the pandemic, figuring I might as well improve my mind during lockdown. It’s considered the oldest novel on record, possibly the first one ever written. Early in the book, there’s an incident where the main character has a crush on a girl, so he tries to sneak into her family’s property to get close to her, and along the way he runs into this ancient old grandma who can’t half see and who mistakes him for one of her grandkids. So she’s standing there going on and on about her digestive difficulties and whatever, and he can’t speak up because if she hears his voice she’ll know he’s not who she thinks he is, so he’s just having to stand there and nod and hope she’ll go away soon. And I’m reading all this and thinking that with a couple of adjustments this could be a modern day sitcom, and it made me happy to think that a thousand years ago someone was laughing at the same sort of stuff we laugh at today.

roach-works

i read dickens’ great expectations in little fifteen minute installments on my breaks at work, sitting there dirty and tired and sweaty in a hot factory, and it made me think about how a hundred and sixty years ago there were probably tired guys in hot factories reading the story the exact same way, bit by bit, at their stupid jobs they couldn’t afford to quit and were damn lucky even to have, and they too were glad to read the next chapter of mr dicken’s latest weird little story about weird little people

kaen-ace-of-diamonds

in reading War and Peace I’ve discovered that “doing math homework at the dining room table with your angry dad” has been a common terror since the 1800s

fipindustries

i remember reading tom sawyer, specially the part where he gets chastized erroneusly for dropping the sugar and he just spends minutes sitting in silence sulking and fantasizing about how sad everyone would be if he died and reveling in the self pity of how lonely and misunderstood he is and as a teenager who did exactly that with my 14 years of age i was shocked that an adult in the 1800’s had managed to capture that so well

littleconan

*sticks leggy up*

IT FEELS LIKE IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE I LAST DREW NUKE.

animusrox

Iron Man (2008) | Avengers: Endgame (2019)

dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

misscokebottleglasses-deactivat

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

seej500

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

seej500

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

lilisevs333

I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment

s3vyn-deactivated20171013

I’m 300$ in debt so im not passing anything up at this point.

mythicmazzellos

over $25,000 in debt oh my chan please help

tansit

inzergue

biblical

grimauxiliatrixofficial

PISSED Off

sunwukxng

Mouktar Mohamoud PLEASEHELP ME LEAVE MY ABUSIVE AND HOMOPHOBIC HOME CW: Mental/Emotional Abuse, Homophobia, SuicideHello!My name is Moukie and I'm posting thi

It’s come to this, so if you can spare a dollar, please consider donating it. You can also send it to my PayPal.

sunwukxng

I’m 50% of the way there! If you can spare anything, please help!

sunwukxng

I’m 60% there!! Let’s keep it up please!!