the ruby and the sapphire—favorite quotes, no context
(travis) you're gonna be so sticky. what's it taste like? what's it taste like? peppermint? (sam) mmm! not good! (matt) i don't think that's mouth blood.
(liam) i guess the rest of us just can't understand the pressure of coming up with a d&d beyond bit every week.
(jester) there's a lot of people you can talk to here. if you want to get somebody killed, here's the town to do it!
(beau) so this was a random hit. he was a random hit job for your traveler shenanigans. (jester) everybody was a hit job with—everybody. nobody made it out clean from that place.
(fjord) it's colder than you might think. (caduceus) i don't have any expectations, so, i'm not sure if that's true or not.
(fjord) yeah, i forget you haven't seen it. so if you look in one direction, and you look immediately to your left and then immediately to your right, all that shit is ocean. (beau) fuck. (fjord) all of it. and as far as—you see that line? the horizon? that's all ocean, too.
(beau) i couldn't decide if he looked more like a professor or more like a thaddeus and then i realized— (caduceus) why not a both? (beau) exactly.
(matt) do you meditate for the full two hours that she's training the blink dog, or do you return to professor thaddeus in the cart? (marisha) no, beau could not meditate for two hours. no. i meditate for ten minutes, tops.
(caleb) go swimming! (nott) give me a minute. i just ate some seagull i need to wait a half hour. (fjord) that's an old wives' tale, it's not true! (nott) i think it's true, i'm cramping. i'm cramping already. it could be the crab that bit me.
(beau) so what about mail fraud? is mail fraud in there, or is it lesser than stealing? (nott) that's the worst. that's the worst crime there is.
(fjord) that dog's gonna piss everywhere. (jester) no, blink dogs don't pee. (laura) it's a rule. it's canon! (matt) as she's saying this, a dark spot is slowly spreading across—
(fjord) do you ever wish you could do what she does? (jester) be that pretty, and graceful, and sing really good, and have a bunch of people think she's wonderful? (nott) yeah. (jester) no, of course not! i like myself just the way i am.
(beau) i think you're pretty and graceful and pretty graceful. (jester) thanks, beau. (fjord) your singing voice is nice. (jester) thanks, fjord. when did you hear me sing? (caleb) when you first told us about your mother. (jester) oh, that's right. i did sing for you. you're welcome.
(marisha) i also kiss her hand, like fjord. do the fingertip thing back.
(jester) this is nott. she's very very brave, even though she's very small. be careful of your rings. (nott) i wouldn't steal from your mother, and if i did, we would solve the crime.
(nott) if you need an extra seagull or two, i have seven to spare and i would happily leave you...one or two of those. (marion) they are the rats of the city. i have had plenty, but i thank you. (nott) they sure are! 😄
(marion) a man fresh to the world of vice, i presume? (caduceus) aware of it, but just trying to only dip a couple toes in. (marion) oh, my daughter will break you of any habits of ignorance very quickly. (caduceus) i don't know what that means. (marion) good. (beau) i would like to know what that means.
(jester) i can heal people, mom! (nott) she can heal people. she is able to!
(marion) he's told me twice he wishes to one day show me his secret, his great servant beneath the city, but— (travis) 🚨🫨😱🤯🚨 (fjord) understood. 🤔
(caduceus) oh my god, your mother knows the gentleman. that's so cool. (nott) it goes a little deeper than that, deucy.
(nott) your dad's name is bob?!
(jester) hello gentleman. this is jester. please respond. just yes...if you've...seen...the ruby. please. is that 20? oh, ah shit! balls!
(marion) said he had to leave and take care of some business on the sea. I never saw him again. (nott) just like a man.
(nott) we've gone through a lot tonight, so maybe we'll leave you to your peace. you need to process some things, and then in the morning we'll go not-murder this guy. (caleb) definitely not. definitely, nott. (nott) yes, i see what you did there. (caduceus) i don't. is there a thing? oh well.
(travis) you're getting damage because of that. (liam) yeah, 1d6 per ten feet. (marisha) yeah, i already know this math.