Me: *with a total platonic intention* I like your friend
Bro: you two look cute together! and for what it’s worth she’s not straight 😊
Me: oh what is she
Bro: huh? Oh Hispanic I think
Me: ....
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Me: *with a total platonic intention* I like your friend
Bro: you two look cute together! and for what it’s worth she’s not straight 😊
Me: oh what is she
Bro: huh? Oh Hispanic I think
Me: ....
Me: Kara can drive?
Brother: of course. She’s KAR-a. Not Plane-a. *cracks himself up for two minutes*
Me: I just bought my first flannel. Am I finally an official gay
Brother: yeah it’s been a real concern for the past decade and a half
My brother said that the scene where Laura appears in the giant empty white space in the dream scape looks like that spongebob episode
“Carmilla is basically a series of “Look an old house! Let’s go in” “Look! An old house! Let’s go in” —my brother
“Family members will never think you’re dressing like a gay woman if we have matching outfits” —brother before putting on a matching leather bracelet and a ring 😂❤️
“Why didn’t they just get Carmilla a sleeping retainer for fangs” —brother 😂
bro: i'm leaving for work
me: when you come home I'll probably be a gay mess
bro: you're always a gay mess