@actuallymuffet said:
“I’ve a delivery for you, here” And it was quite the delivery; Muffet herself held several boxes (the kind you’d get doughnuts in) stacked upon each other, and behind her two small legions of spiders each carried a stack of boxes too.
Each box held a good amount of various baked goods from her bakery, as fresh as they can be after the trip from there to here. “Someone else ordered this delivery, so don’t worry about payment. And then there’s some extra thrown in for free, too, because I like what you’re doing here. I can arrange for more deliveries every so often of leftover, unsold goods as well, so don’t expect this to be my last visit, deary.”
==> That is an actual giant spider-person. With two legions of spiders. Oh shit. Okay. Breathe. You nod, helping her ciphon the large stack of boxes into the lobby. Calm down, asshole! She’s friendly.
“THANKS! I’LL... MAKE SURE THESE GET TO ALL OF THE DISTRICTS. I MEAN THEY REALLY LOOK AMAZING.” ==> And they really do! Maybe you’ll visit the Spider Bites Bakery sometime. If you can speak coherent sentences by then.