#dc comics#dc#dc fanart#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#batfam#dick grayson#batfamily
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
Customer: MY FAVORITE UMINEKO SONG
DMV: FUCK STYLE
Verdict: DENIED
A nervous man quietly enters the council chambers, holding his offering in trembling hands. The walk to the stand is long, and his footsteps echo in the cavernous chamber. Darkness surrounds him, the only lights being those illuminating the hooded figures high above him on their towering podiums. After what seems like an eternity, he finally reaches the stand. A voice booms down from the council seats.
“SPEAK.”
“My, uh, my- my claim is-” He turns the parchment in his hands towards the council. “It- it’s ‘Big Blue,’ because y-you see, my truck, it’s very big and, uh- it’s also blue, so I, you know, thought it would be... you know...” His voice trailed off into a mumble. His heart was pounding, and every muscle tensed.
For an agonizing moment, all he can hear is the hushed deliberation of the council above him, murmuring between each other. All at once, the room returns to silence, before one of them spoke again.
“BLUE. GANG REFERENCE?”
“No! I swear, I didn’t mean-” he was cut off by a softer voice from the council.
“The car is blue...”
The words echoed in the chamber as the rest of the council turned to look at the one who spoke up. for just a moment, silence hung in the air between them, when at last the head of the council delivered his verdict.
“ACCEPTED.”
A sudden light shone through the exit door, beckoning him out. It would be several minutes before his heart stopped pounding, but it didn’t matter. He did it. He faced his judgement and emerged victorious with his license plate. As he exited the chamber, he couldn’t help but sneak a look at the next judgement taking place.
“My claim is ‘OG SWAG’ because I thought-”
The entire council spoke as one. Their voices shook the room.
“OG. GANG REFERENCE.”
“Wait, no, you can’t- Please!”
The lights in the chamber went out, and the room was engulfed in darkness. When they turned back on, there was no sign of the man who had just stood before them.
Customer: A NEW START
DMV: ANUS TART
Verdict: ACCEPTED
Customer: BFG was my favorite Roald Dahl book growing up. My mother used to read it to me when I couldn't sleep, and I would imagine the BFG was going to take me on an adventure, just like in the book :)
CA DMV: BIG FUCKING GUY
Verdict: DENIED
Customer: MY AREA CODE
DMV: YOU PATHETIC FOOL. MIGHT AS WELL PUT YOUR SSN AND IP ADDRESS ON THERE WITH HOW CARELESS YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT, DOXX YOURSELF? LITERALLY SUCK MY DICK.
Verdict: DENIED
I wanna start using "rejected by CA DMV" for every badly named product
Like for example
This photography tripod
TRIPOD COMPANY: "photo picture"
CA DMV: "Pho Pik. like Waterpik but with pho instead"
STATUS: REJECTED
