pisces

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. /emily / she/her / pisces / 27

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[lemonylemus]

It's a hookup

[hispanicnothispeace]

does anyone know how to stop desire from being the root of all suffering

[fleshy-greyish-mass]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[brokenightlight]

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[vacueabissi]

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@aimmyarrowshigh

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

[ozempicofficial]

[glitterdisposition]

meow

[cryptotheism]

Actual interaction I just had at the airport:

Passenger: I don't see why WE have to check our bags, even though WE followed the rules and OTHERS didn't.

Airline Guy: "Hello folks I'll collect your bags"

Passenger: "you BETTER not lose them"

Airline Guy: "We are gonna throw them right inna ocean."

[babyanimalgifs]

[cheddar-baby]

Young man house tour

[60s-heartshaped-chevrolet]

[rudeteens]

For lunch im going to be having gods forgiveness and a 5 hour energy

[tomorrowillbeyou]

i love MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spins and jumps and twirls