#caaaaaaaake

[death-by-physics]

It's almost 11 at night and I want cake, the only problem is that none of the places near me that sell cake are open. I want cake

[eisforeidolon]

Poe’s law?

Occasionally when going through the episode tags after the show airs, I'm tempted to assume that some of the D/C shipper posts are actually unsubtle trolls trying to drive everyone else out of the fandom.  I guess part of me just wants to believe that nobody could actually be that clueless.

I swear, next they're going to start trying to “interpret” the commercials.

[indirispeaks]

Best Chocolate Cake Ever

Bake one Devil's Food cake according to recipe on box or in book, depending on how much effort you are willing to expend on cake.

While cake is still warm, take a butter knife and stab cake repeatedly until cake is full of holes!

Pour heavy whipping cream or half and half or fat free flavored coffee creamer (depending on how guilty you wish to feel about it later) over the cake, enough to soak in but not to saturate.

Pour caramel topping over cake as well, enough to soak in but not to saturate.  I used smuckers sugar free to rationalize the heavy whipping cream.

Allow cake to cool

Top with cool whip, sprinkle heath toffee chips generously over cool whip.

Store in fridge until ready to serve and/or consume

Die.

[needs-more-duck]

all these pictures of people's important ceremonies and weddings and things and my only reaction is "i want that cake"

[bowtiesandgingham]

me and larry just challenged each other to a movie-off

literally the biggest fuckn nerds ever and we are so annoying