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Cabin 359-vercoats: What have I become?

We're back with a late-breaking entry! If I had a nickel for every time an audio drama has used this gag, we'd be up to fifteen cents~

Yverdon-les-Bains

Douglas: No. ‘Skipper’ means ‘person in charge of the vessel,’ and as I am the only one on board who is trained or qualified to fly her, I think you’ll find that I am the supreme commander of th- Herc: You all right, Commander? Douglas: What have I become?

32: Controlled Demolition

Maxwell: Look, don’t worry about it. I really don’t think the survey thing’s really- Eiffel: I don’t care what you think! That’s not the point! Hera: Um, Eiffel, maybe you need to take a step- Eiffel: Maybe I need to nothing! I’ve had it up to here with the two of you! Your commanding officer told you to do something, so we’re going to do it! And we’re going to do it in a timely, orderly fashion if it kills us! Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? It’s like you’ve never even read Pryce and Carter! Tip 490 very clearly states that- Hera: Officer Eiffel? Maxwell: You, uh, all right there? Eiffel: What have I become?

Rudyard Ruins Everything

Antigone Funn: What I'm trying to say is, not everything revolves around you! Eric Chapman: It's not me, it's the funeral! No matter what he does, we must get the body in the coffin in the ground on time! Antigone: Sod the funeral! Eric: Now look here! *gasp* Eric: Antigone... What have I become??

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Cabin 359: Stop it! It’s not funny!

Ottery St Mary

Herc: Well, it’s-it’s muddy and… hilly and… there’s sheep everywhere. Carolyn: So? Herc: I don’t like sheep. Carolyn: Well, you don’t have to like them. You just have to walk past them. Herc: I don’t want to walk past them. Carolyn: Hercules, are you frightened of sheep? Herc: No! No I’m not, no. Carolyn: Baaa. Herc: Stop it. Carolyn: You are! You’re frightened of sheep! You’re frightened of little woolly baa-lambs! Herc: No, no, I am not! Little baa-lambs I can take in my stride. It’s big, mean, hooved, horned beasts that I don’t like. Carolyn: Baaaaa! Herc: Stop it! It’s not funny! Carolyn: If I can just pick you up on a small point there, Herc: It is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Herc: It’s not, actually. Why do people always react like this? Carolyn: Yes. Though, of course, now… now I understand the vegetarianism. You fear reprisals. The midnight raid on your house; twelve balaclava-ed ewes with a thirst for revenge, a jar of mint sauce, and a murderously sharp sprig of rosemary. Herc: I’ll see you back at the car!

35: Need To Know

Maxwell: “From a psychiatric standpoint, he remains in outstanding health-" Jacobi: Yeah! See, what I mean? Maxwell: “-Except, of course, for his inexplicable, nearly pathological fear of ducks.” Hera: ...You're... afraid of ducks? Jacobi: No I'm n-! [clears throat] No, I’m- Of course I’m not. Lovelace: Quack. Jacobi: Stop that. Lovelace: Quack! Jacobi: I said stop it! It's not funny! Minkowski: Yeah, uh, not to go against you, Jacobi, but... Maxwell: It's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

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Cabin 359: When suddenly 

Ipswich

Mr. Sargent: So there you are, up in your little plane somewhere above the North Atlantic when suddenly, oh dearie me, beep-beep-beep, two engine failures. Not the best of news, seeing as you only have two engines.

Live: Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol

Minkowski: So, we’re in Lovelace’s shuttle, we’ve just launched and completed the decoupling process, suddenly, when, oh no, oh no, the rocket booster system goes offline.

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Cabin 359: Ding-ding!

Kuala Lumpur

Arthur: Could you look after the little girl, please? Carolyn [As Mr. Powell]: I will do nothing of the sort, I’m a passenger! Arthur: Okay, in that case: ding-ding! [Australian accent] Hi! Don’t worry, mate, I’ll look after the little Sheila! [As himself] Oh, thank you so much. [Australian] No worries, mate! Carolyn: Arthur! You cannot be passengers! Arthur: You never said I couldn’t!

Live: Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol

Minkowski [As Lovelace]: Looks like we’re not gonna make it, folks. Eiffel: Lovelace, shut up! Minkowski: Eiffel, you can’t tell me- Eiffel: No, you’re not in the room! And... you know what? Bzzt! [As Hera] Hera here! I think I can help! Minkowski: Wait-

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Cabin 359: Obviously true

Boston

Douglas: How did it go? Martin: Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Arthur? Douglas: Well, anything you say five times is obviously true.

Change of Mind

Fourier: You doing okay? Hui: I am. Of course I am, why would I not be okay? I'm- I'm fine. Just... fine. Fourier: Mm-hmm... Because anything you have to say four times is... so obviously true.

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Cabin 359: Oh, good lord, it’s catching

Molokai

Carolyn: Oh, good lord, it’s catching. 

20: The Paranoia Game

Minkowski: Oh, good lord, it’s finally catching. Ugh.

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Cabin 359: He’s, uh...

St Petersburg

Douglas: I don’t know. I’ve never met him either. What’s he like, Arthur? Arthur: Ooh, he’s, uh … He’s, uh … He’s, uh … Douglas: Good Lord, Martin, I think you’ve broken him.

61: Brave New World

Jacobi: How's Kepler treating you so far? Maxwell: Oh, uh, he's, uh... Jacobi: ...lot?

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Cabin 359: It’s as if we were there.

Zurich Part I

Carolyn: But how do you think it went? Martin: Uh, well! Uh, parts of it went... well... Arthur: Good. Martin: ...but other parts... not so well. Douglas: It’s as if we were there.

Live - Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol

Minkowski: Well? How’d it go? Eiffel: Um... We talked... Well, he talked... then I talked, so we... talked. Lovelace: It’s like we were there.