#cackling still

[kinlochs]

i dont know how ANYONE was attracted to origins cass when the stupid fucking mage hat looks like THIS

[catsandcataclysms]

Told my husband he should "read up on kismesstitude" and he got comically mad and was like "WHY would I do that when all the info would be coming from you anyway!!!!!!!!"

Which is true.

[bisexualdinahlance]

I was excited bc this morning I was less than 20 from my next 100 but I'm pretty sure I lost followers bc of the ZAYN'S pelvis post and that set me back but I can't even be mad that was too funny

[emiltons]

va joup.

va joup.

[castingjongsuk]

" H-Hyung ! W-Why are you c-cackling ! " ---- ; whines --

"You're just cuter than cute, little one. Cuter than cute. I didn't know you watched porn. I feel like I'm missing out on a huge era of enlightenment in your life.

...Do you want hyung to buy you some?"

[actualwizardbillykaplan]

"He kicked you out because you're engaged?" Blaine demands. "Can he do that?"

Kurt shrugs. "I guess. I don't really care. I mean, if he's going to be like that, I would rather not be in his music group. I guess you don't know anyone's true colors until you go back home and get engaged with the love of your life."

Blaine smiles and leans in to kiss him. "Tell you what. When I start NYADA, I'll form my own singing group and make you the star. We'll crush the Apples."

"Blaine," Kurt tisks, "That's not very mature of us." Then, he smirks, "But I'm totally on board." 

[saturnaeterna]

pastor: *lip vibrating noise in response to the government* guy in front: how do you spell that? my friend: I think with a p

[thagirlwhocan]

Cool best friend-dragon, bro. All what I hear from the dragon's speech is 'You're gay accept it, and Arthur is very very gay for you. Go get him.'

Coralie (after watching the first episode of Merlin)