#cactusprisms

[ruthlesslistener]

Hi i come to you with a skong discovery, through a particular series of events, the little pilgrim from bone bottom can live. I don’t know if he’s gonna live beyond this! But he didn’t die to the bone tyrant. His name is Pilby. I found him alive in pilgrims rest. You just have to fight bone tyrant in act 2.

WAIT SHIT HE CAN DIE??? I FOUND HIM IN PILGRIM'S REST BUT HAD NO IDEA WHAT I DID TO MAKE HIM MOVE OR WHERE HE WENT AFTER THAT so i just kinda forgot about him and assumed he died in act 3

[ink-ghoul]

hi! I spotted you on mcci :D

hey nice :D

if you happen to spot me in a game please look away, im miserably failing each one of them, except rocket spleef, rocket spleef will never hurt me, i love that game

[ruffboi-mags]

Woe, Mimosa be upon ye

KITTY! :D :D :D :D

[butcharium]

hello!

Frog be upon ye

Wow!!!!!!!!!! What a cutie!!!!

[aimeelouart]

Hey just wanna yeet this concept at you, Professor Strife mixed with 7c9s. Professor strife Immediately has kill bill sirens going off in his head because 1) sephiroth, 2) scientific ethical violations, 3) scientific violations committed By Sephiroth

Professor Strife would be so full of murder for 7c9s Sephiroth. Not only is it Putting His Dick In the Science (not to mention putting his dick into the very concept of space-time), but he's committing the worst possible psychological torture.

7Seph can die immediately, thank you.

Meanwhile, everyone is VERY CONCERNED by the highly traumatized and obviously science'd mini-me the Professor has adopted taken in.

[vodkassassin]

Might you have some spare deets on Dominic? My favorite master of improv? What have you been dying to talk about with him I just love him vibes please vod

Dominic’s grandparents on his father’s side were with the Irish mob :)

[sparklecryptid]

My brain just slingshotted the idea of Ace meeting a Salus Caelum into my general vicinity and I need to share that. Personally I think they’d get along great once they stopped squinting suspiciously at each other like a pair of confused cats :)

Ace: ????

Salus Caelum: ?????

Both of them: *squints and ???*

*a day later*

Ace: So, that’s how I know your,,, grandfather?

Salus Caelum: Cool so youre one of us now.

Ace: ?????????

Salus Caelum: I mean he basically adopted you yeah? Means your ours now.

Ace: .... You’re just like him holy shit 

[charlottedabookworm]

Retail person v cor the Immortal is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read, particularly the godparent part, because that really actually seems in line with cors character as I understand it, impulse inflicting this well meaning soul with godparentship. Regis and Clarus are going to lose their marbles before demanding to meet this person

cor is so impulsive he just pretends really hard he grew out of it and most people are too occupied with the legend to notice

oh yeah regis and clarus are totally going to demand to meet them

and i just posted regis meeting retail person before I even saw this lol