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Making a Caesar salad is easy,

All you have to do is take a head of lettuce, name it Caesar, make is a senator of Rome, then get all your friends together on March 15th and stab it. Make sure that someone named "Brutus" is present. If no one there has that name, appoint someone to be Brutus. The head chef in charge of making the salad must appoint themselves the "Cassius" of the group. Proceed to stab the livin' heck out of the head of lettuce. Make sure "Brutus" gets the last stab in.

Add dressing and serve with croutons.

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