#stabbing caesar

[spookymulderjr]

All of us on Tumblr today in preparation for tomorrow's international holiday

[ttheoretical]

HELP I told my dad today is a Tumblr holiday and he asked "is it the anniversary of the onceler?"

[parentscomputer-official]

“why does your phone have a giant fucking sword keychain” its the ides of march??

“isnt that kazuha’s ugly ahh sig” FUCK.

[poet-guy]

FUCK YES STABBING TIME

[bigender-cowboy]

Happy Ides of March

[buthearmeouttho]

haha back from doing totally nothing yesterday. Not stabbing Caesar or something.

[kotamagic]

Honestly, it makes perfect sense for Pi Day to come right before the Ides of March.

To properly slice a pie, you need a nice, sharp knife. If it's been a year, it gives you a chance to look at that knife and make sure it's sufficiently sharp for the pie AND for use the next day.

You wouldn't want to be stabbing Caesar with a dull knife, would you?

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[madeofdirt4art]

scrolling through the caesar tag be like: 🔪knives🔪, ides of march, ✨slut✨, more knives, that picture of a salad dressing getting stabbed, 😭crybaby😭, yet more knives