Type of Venue: Cafe Cuisine: Modern Australian food Highly Recommended: The Smashed Avo, Big Mac & Cheese, Deep Fried Bau
A cafe whose name is a jumbled acronym of the owners’ names, Mad Ram Cafe is offering locals a taste of the contemporary Melbourne brunch scene in the outer suburbs. Located away from the main roads, the peace and serenity that surrounds Mad Ram Cafe is just one of the enticing reasons to visit. Another reason? The food.
Owners Mark Anderson, Dan McDonald and Alex Roberts joined forces less than a year ago to bring to life their dream of owning their own cafe. Mark and Dan have worked together for years, starting back to when they were apprentice chefs. Both extremely passionate and dedicated to their craft, you will see them hard at work in the open kitchen creating the dishes that soon arrive at the table. If one of them has the day off, then the other one is left to tackle the constant brunch orders on their own. However, as we saw on the day we visited, Dan took it all in his stride and maintained a consistently high quality with every dish that left the pass.
Intrigued by the high price tag of $20.00 attached to their take on the smashed avocado, we decide to order this dish to find out how special this avocado on toast could really be. Immaculately presented on the plate, a single piece of grilled multigrain bread is topped with a lightly smashed avocado, mixed in with solid cuts of this soft-textured fruit to create an exciting inconsistency amongst its smoothness. The amount of avocado is extremely generous, eliminating any questions regarding the avocado-to-toast ratio. Accompanying ingredients of a walnut puree, baby mint, finger lime and lavosh squares elevate this expectingly simple dish to a whole another level. The walnut puree tastes similar to an almond butter or natural peanut butter, delivering an earthy flavour that balances the smashed avocado, and somehow enhances the flavour of the entire dish. A juicy zing of finger lime excites the palate, whilst the inclusion of crispy lavosh squares is initially strange, but makes sense upon discovering that the inspiration for this dish is the smashed avocado served on lavosh at renowned restaurant, Attica; a dining experience from which Dan and Mark walked away inspired and motivated to be more creative with the menu at Mad Ram Cafe.
So, is The Smashed Avo worth its high price tag? That’s not something that I can justify, as there is a myriad of costs involved in creating a dish (and this doesn’t just include the ingredients). However, what I can confirm is that the quality of the locally sourced ingredients on the plate is exceptionally high. Even the grilled multigrain bread is something to rave about, which is no surprise given it is sourced from Burnham Bakery. The addictive quality of this seed-filled bread allows me to forgive them for only serving one piece on the plate, as I would surely devour however many pieces they put on there, which would not bode well for my waistline.
The Smashed Avo ($20.00) + added Hens Egg ($3.00)
For those seeking a heartier type of brunch, you can’t go past the Big Mac & Cheese. Listed under the ‘From The Butcher’ section of the menu, this hangover cure consists of two thick pieces of grilled waffles, filled to the brim with mac and cheese. Crispy on the outside yet richly velvety on the inside, this decadent substitution for toast is generously topped with pressed marble scored beef brisket, two poached hens eggs and hollandaise sauce, with chopped cornichons to break through all of the richness. The intensely flavoured aromas of this dish waft through the air as it is carried through the cafe, with the heavy pairing of tender shredded brisket with mac and cheese waffle an idea that only the brave (and pleasure-seekers) could come up with.
Big Mac & Cheese ($22.00)
To finish on a sweet note, the Deep Fried Bau is perfect for sharing, arriving in a serving of two. Chinese-style bao’s are fried to a golden brown crispness, before becoming a vessel for the vanilla bean ice cream and palm sugar syrup… which don’t take long to melt amongst the warm temperature of the bao’s. The plate is completed with an array of fresh bananas and strawberries, freeze-dried raspberries and a smear of salted peanut caramel, all coming together to produce a satisfyingly sweet dish.
Deep Fried Bau ($18.00)
Coffee is supplied by Toby’s Estate, whilst Emma and Toms juices, Organic Soda, Kombucha, herbal infusion teas and house blended smoothies and milkshakes round out the drinks list. The Black Forest Smoothie is a flavoursome amalgamation of coconut milk, mixed berries, cacao protein powder, banana and LSA, finished with freeze-dried berries for that extra pop of colour and texture.
Black Forest Smoothie ($10.00)
With a menu that appears primarily adult-friendly at first glance, continue scanning to arrive at ‘The Mad Kids’ section. Showcasing their family-friendly concept, the kids section of the menu features not one… not two… but FIVE selections of kid-friendly meals, one of which includes the classic Spaghetti on Toast (which is also available in an adult-version, featured earlier on the menu). The open spacing of the warm, timber-hued cafe also suggests their welcoming nature towards families with young children and/or prams, with a large communal table situated in the middle of the cafe to cater to weekday mum’s groups or families seeking a weekend brunch out together.
With minimal competition in the area, Mad Ram Cafe is paving the way for similarly ambitious cafe’s to follow suit in the outer suburban areas of Melbourne. If located in the inner regions of Melbourne, Mad Ram Cafe may find it difficult to stand apart from the abundance of trendy cafe’s that have established their reputations a stone’s throw away from the city. However, its location in Croydon means that they can offer a niche meal experience on this side of town, eliminating the need for locals to travel too far for a good brunch. The meticulous plating with which the dishes are presented showcases Dan and Mark’s passion for honing their craft and putting the best seasonal produce on display, potentially rivalling some of Melbourne’s best cafe’s further inland. Nevertheless, their humble roots are not forgotten, with the food, cafe layout and friendly ambience all retaining a local rustic style to its character, making customers feel welcome as soon as they walk through the door.
Note: I dined as a guest of Mad Ram Cafe. Thank you to Dan, Mark and their team for the generous hospitality throughout our experience.
Mad Ram Cafe 19 Paul Street Croydon, VIC 3136 Ph: (03) 8719 7946 Email: [email protected] Hours: Daily 6am-4pm.
A local cafe paving the way for trendy, urban coolness in the suburbs: Mad Ram Cafe, Croydon. Type of Venue: Cafe Cuisine: Modern Australian food Highly Recommended: The Smashed Avo, Big Mac & Cheese, Deep Fried Bau








