#cage rage

[monstermaster13]

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[theedeangirl]

Every year at Christmas, the Cagening happens.

It started a few years ago, as a way to lovingly annoy one of my best friends who works with me. I’m obsessed with Nicolas Cage and she hates him, mostly because I love him. You know how it is.

I photoshopped a Santa hat onto my favourite Crazy Cage picture and put a few around the store where we work. Her reaction was great, but also the rest of the staff loved it (so did the few customers we let in on the joke), so I did it again the next year and upped the ante a little. Last year I was working in two stores at Christmas to help out the manager (who’s a good friend and also loves Nicolas Cage). She went apeshit over it, and it was amazing.

This year, I have outdone myself. I spent an hour cutting up Cages and an hour installing them into her store with the help of one of the workers there. I took photos of everywhere he’s been hidden - there are roughly 20 - but I can’t post all of them because of confidentiality and I’ve blacked some stuff out in photos for the same reason, but here are some of my favourite locations:

And the Snapchat I sent to get everyone excited for this year’s Cagening:

We’re in for some good times this Christmas! 😏

[freshmoviequotes]

A Score to Settle (2019)

[ani-mana21]

One of the most annoying things about Detroit’s world building is how there’s only one guy in what you could generously call the android modding scene, but all he does is rip them them apart for no discernible reason, reactivate them and shove them in his basement.

Where are the guys giving androids four arms, or sick underlighting? You’re telling me every single person who bought an android just used it as is out of the box and never tried jailbreaking them to run Doom, or make their projection hair anime hair or even just make their skin hot pink? That world has a 40% unemployment rate, yet people like Todd can still afford a robo-slave. People have the time to do these things.

But I guess to David Cage, that’d just take away from the deep emotions and meaning to his story that’s JUST ABOUT ANDROIDS, NOT ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL, YOU GUYS!!!

[nuka-rockit]

werent you a huge DBH fan and drew fanart like how are you going to drag Cage and the game and yet fuel the fandom lmaooo

there is a HUGE difference between liking small aspects of the game - namely liking the characters of Connor & Hank mostly - and supporting and/or liking a game creator.

the aspects of the chataracters I liked were (as i found out in retrospect) improvised by the actors. they had real chemistry in their interactions and some of the questions posed in their arcs were compelling. thats what my interest was mainly about. also android shit is cool

Most of DBH’s writing however was big dumb horsepoop, and that’s on David Cage. 

btw I never made a secret of my hatred of Davd Cage, who is a misogynistic kinda racist pretentious self obssessed nematode worm

but aside from all that, tf you doing? like was this supposed to be a callout or some shit? lmaoo

[zombiedisco5150]

[nojillnolife]

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