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Chat Noir after Ladybug tried being subtle: We're Getting a Kitten!

Cainus, Razorwing, and Sparrow who were staking out the reveal: *Face-palm*

Ameena, Lala, Max, Alix, Luka, and Kagami who were the first to receive the broadcast from Sparrow: *Face-Palm*

All the Heroes watching from the den: *Face-Palm*

Ladybug: I'm Pregnant you dumb cat

for a visual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8J2locx5o

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Ladybug: I like the strong and silent type.

Chat Noir, behind her: *quietly lifting a table*

Cainus: *Walks by, Stops, and leg sweeps chat*

Chat: *Crashes*

Ladybug: *points at Chat* So, Obviously not him.

Chat, Looking at Cainus: Who's side are you on?

Cainus: Mine

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Chat Noir: *lays curled up like a kitten with his face smooshed in Ladybug’s lap, snoring softly, cat ears twitching adorably in his sleep*

Ladybug: *glares furiously at his head, staying painstakingly still so she doesn’t wake him up, her face remarkably flushed* …….I would Die for you

Chat Noir: *blinks slowly and rubs his eye, only just emerging from his sleep* hnngh…what was that…?

Ladybug, scared absolutely shitless: *shoves Chat off her lap, consequently sending him over the edge of the roof* NOTHING SHUT UP!

Cainus who was having a very similar moment with Humble Bee: *Holding Chat in his clones arms* Can you not chuck your boyfriend off the roof!?

Ladybug: ...

Cainus: *sighs*

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Razorwing: *Is holding Sparrow in his arm and trying to see if they're okay*

Sparrow: Blue Bird, You have the most beautiful eyes, They Just POP!

Razorwing: They've Lost their F%#&ing Mind

Cainus: and How is that? Normally you envelop yourself in praise

Razorwing: They NEVER compliment me.

Cainus: OOOOHHHH, yeah this is bad

Psst you guys should send asks to these nerds

Hi,just wanted to say you have a wonderful community here and thank you for making it a safe place for all to enjoy

We're glad we're achieving what we set out to do. Welcome to the community We hope you and every one else will always feel safe here. -Luna

My Cattle Decapitation/Caninus split 7" arrived today, and it is super sweet.

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