#simon skits

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Simon Skits episode one

Nino: Hello, people who do not live here.

Adrien: Hey.

Marinette : Hi.

Alya: Hello.

Simon: Greetings

Lala: *yawns*

Nino: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Adrien: We were out of Doritos.

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Simon Skits 2

Chat Noir after Ladybug tried being subtle: We're Getting a Kitten!

Cainus, Razorwing, and Sparrow who were staking out the reveal: *Face-palm*

Ameena, Lala, Max, Alix, Luka, and Kagami who were the first to receive the broadcast from Sparrow: *Face-Palm*

All the Heroes watching from the den: *Face-Palm*

Ladybug: I'm Pregnant you dumb cat

for a visual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8J2locx5o

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There’s An Author Loose in the Word Processor

Now I don't know if you've been following the Fandom, But I've been keeping my ears open, and it seems like everyone, everywhere is super mad about everything all the time, I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, Things are getting a little acidic. Here's how I try to look at it, and this is just me...

This new guy running the show, It's like there's An Author Loose In the Word Processor. It's like there's AN Author Loose in the Word Processor, I think eventually it will be published, But I have no Idea what's gonna happen next. and Neither do you, and neither do your Parents, Cause there's An Author Loose in the Word Processor!

It's doesn't happen Often

No one Knows what the Author's gonna do next, least of all The Author! They've rarely actually been in a Word Processor Before, They're as confused as you are!

There's no experts, They try to find experts on youtube. They're like "We're joined now by a woman who saw a artist do a speedpaint"

it's like get out of here with that SHIT We've all seen an artist do a speedpaint, this is an Author Loose In A Word Processor!

When an Author Loose In a Word Processor, you gotta stay updated, so all day long you refresh Social Media going, “what’d the author do today?” The updates aren’t bad, sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “the author uploaded a 50k fantasy AU one shot they wrote in one night?” I didn’t know an already busy Author could do that.

The creepiest days are when the author doesn't appear to write at all. Your down in the subreddit/Discord chat like "Hey, has anyone uh..." (author reblogs something)

There are quiet days where people are like, “it seems like the author has gone to bed and taken some time for self care,” and then ten seconds later the author is like, “I’M GONNA POST EVERY WIP I CAME UP WITH IN THE LAST FOUR MONTHS. I’VE GOT INSOMNIA AND PEN, I’M AN AUTHOR!” That’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking amazing author!

and Then... then you go to brunch with people, and they're like "That Author shouldn't be on a Word processor." and it's like We're Well Past That! And then other people are like "If that Author is still on that Word Processor, then I'm gonna say the N-word in my live stream" and it's like Those Don't match up at ALL!

and then for a second it seemed like we could survive the horse, and then 5,000 miles away... 

An Internet Troll was like "I Have A Computer Virus, and I gonna blow up the Word Processor"

And before we can say anything, The Writer was like “If you even Fucking Look at the Word Processor, I will stab you to death with my pen, I dare you to do it, I Want you to do it, I want you to do it so I can stab you with my pen, I’m so fucking crazy” and Then he’s like “If you think your Fucking Crazy, I’m a Fucking Troll, I start flame-wars because It’s fun, I’m Fucking Crazy!

And All of us are Like OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY,  like Poor Andy Cohen at those Reunions  OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY.

and then for a second we think the Writer’s Block will Stop the Writer, and then the Writer is like “I have Denied The Writers Block” He Can Do That?! That shouldn’t be allowed no matter who The Writer is! I don’t remember that in Dear Evan Hansen.

@gryffindorcls

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Simon Skits 6

Ladybug: I like the strong and silent type.

Chat Noir, behind her: *quietly lifting a table*

Cainus: *Walks by, Stops, and leg sweeps chat*

Chat: *Crashes*

Ladybug: *points at Chat* So, Obviously not him.

Chat, Looking at Cainus: Who's side are you on?

Cainus: Mine

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Simon skits 4

Chat Noir: *lays curled up like a kitten with his face smooshed in Ladybug’s lap, snoring softly, cat ears twitching adorably in his sleep*

Ladybug: *glares furiously at his head, staying painstakingly still so she doesn’t wake him up, her face remarkably flushed* …….I would Die for you

Chat Noir: *blinks slowly and rubs his eye, only just emerging from his sleep* hnngh…what was that…?

Ladybug, scared absolutely shitless: *shoves Chat off her lap, consequently sending him over the edge of the roof* NOTHING SHUT UP!

Cainus who was having a very similar moment with Humble Bee: *Holding Chat in his clones arms* Can you not chuck your boyfriend off the roof!?

Ladybug: ...

Cainus: *sighs*

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Simon skits 7

Background Info: Adrien, Gabriel, The Gorilla and Natalie are on Vacation leaving Simon and Felix Agreste control of the house

Razorwing II & Sparrow II: *Brawling over who's cooking breakfast*

Simon: Can I have A waffle?

Sparrow II: *Smashing Razorwings face into the counter*

Simon: Can I please get a Waffle.