#cake?

[safeplacesforthesethings]

and i’ve always said that

[safeplacesforthesethings]

[wetpussyju1ce]

I kinda want to write a damian wayne x Kryptonian reader who's been experimented on for god knows how many years since she stepped foot on earth and gets rescued by pure chance, by damian, as Robin.

Okay and reader is like, very much an ALIEN, she doesn't know how to speak English very well (only knows bad words the scientist used to call her when she wouldn't do what he says) and she can't write and her nervous system is all fucked up which wrecks havoc on her body and her powers. She doesn't know how to control them anymore. She's either zero or hundred. No in between.

And for some reason she gets attached to damian. She trusts him. And he takes to her. Kinda volunteering to help with her rehabilitation against Batman's better judgement. Like Bruce thinks it's a horrible idea but Damian is low-key intrigued and she clearly needs a friend.

Cue Damian basically becoming the handler of a super strong alien who doesn't ever speak and can cause biblical levels of destruction and let's not even mention kryptonite doesn't even effect her in the slightest.

And this all happens when damian and reader are very much adults. I'm thinking 20s okay. And like, I don't know shit about damian like that. The only thing stopping me from putting pen to paper is the fact that I don't know much about the Bat family and how all of it works and who is who and the dynamics. I need to do homework.

(Didn't mention how Clark will lowkey become kind of an uncle to reader and help teach her so many different things. Also kara meets someone in the flesh who can speak her language from her home planet and they quickly bond with each other)

ALSOOO I'm thinking reader very much kills people. And there's this whole thing about whether how Clark would feel letting this new Kryptonian on earth wear the crest on her chest too, because she's quite unstable and he's worried for her like. All the time.

Anyway.

[safeplacesforthesethings]

Is everything cake?

[thumblerrrrr]

one of those real or cake videos but it's just presented as a cake so the false dichotomy of "real OR cake" is exposed for the masses to see

[wheniminouterspace]

what if i say sweetdreams and garden life are lovers

[gomzdrawfr]

Choccy banana cakey huhu (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)