First date with dementia from Villainous? 030
Truth be told, you aren’t even aware it’s a date. Demencia just jumps down from the ceiling, shouts “WE’RE LATE!” and grabs you by the arm before running halfway across the manner so the two of you get a two second glimpse of Black Hat half naked and dripping wet with a towel wrapped around his waist as he exits the bathroom and returns to his suite. She holds her hand up to you expectantly and you tentatively high-five her.
Next, she drags you to Dr. Flug’s lab because she wants to show you something cool. Apparently that something cool is just her throwing around vials full of combustible material because she just starts chucking glass and laughing as she blows up half the lab. You and Flug chase her around the lab but she cannot be stopped. The only thing that saves Flug’s lab from total annihilation is her stomach.
She throws you over her shoulder and carts you off to the kitchen. She insists on cooking for the both of you. Her attempts to make grilled cheese sandwiches result in a grease fire. She laughs as you struggle to put out the flames. The two of you end up eating cold cheese sandwiches instead.
You don’t realize it was supposed to be a date until she heartily slaps your back with a jaunty, “Same time next week?” then dips you into a kiss that has you leaning back just inches away from the floor. She lets you fall to the ground and laughs before crawling up the wall and scuttling away.
