my love language is ragebaiting men and that's exactly why i love caleb as much as i do

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my love language is ragebaiting men and that's exactly why i love caleb as much as i do
Who loves me the most on April?
And the winner is… CALEB my favourite pookie android 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕!!!! Followed by Xavier✨, the only thing I’m gonna say about this is that they both better be the most showing up in the cafe since I’ve spent so much money on their myths 😡
Anyway, Sylus, Rafayel, I’m a bit disappointed, but at least you’ve slayed with the fits you’ve chosen, so… I’m not mad AT ALL.
Now Zayne, I guess you don’t want me to pull for you anymore?????? Because what do you mean you decided to appear ONLY 3 DAYS IN THE WHOLE MONTH!!?? And that’s not even the worse part, at least Sylus and Raf slayed with their fashion choices, BUT YOU AND THOSE DAMNED SUNGLASSES AND BLACK SHIRT!!?? Boy no, nuh uh 🤡🤡🤡🤡.
Let’s see who wins this May 🤨 Zayne you better redeem yourself before the rerun of your myth… Because rn CALEB loves me SO MUCH MORE than YOU!!
Actually that other post got me thinking -- has Caleb. Ever actually insulted a member of the Mighty Nein. Or pointed out a real flaw? Like, ever? He compliments them all the time, and they’re always genuine compliments that are observably true. He’s not one to butter someone up, but he’s quick with praise, and almost always praise for their abilities over anything else.
The closest he’s gotten has perhaps been when he very frankly outlined to Fjord that he felt he didn’t know him, not properly. And that was hardly insult, just an uncompromising statement of reality as he saw it (which is, again, actually how he tends to compliment people).
I mean, it makes sense with his whole “don’t step on any toes” mindset, but even so. In circumstances when he’s already frustrated and angry he’s never (as far as I can recall) verbally lashed out at someone.
It all gives the impression that he either has himself on a very tight leash at all times, or that he really doesn’t think about the failings of those around him save in pragmatic terms. He certainly doesn’t seem to hold any failings he might notice against them, only their actions. In general he seems both the least likely to hold someone accountable for a screw up and also the least likely to engage in any kind of verbal harshness.
If Caleb doesn’t like you he either keeps things civil, ignores you, or sets you on fire. I can’t imagine him being nearly as harsh with the Nein as he is with himself.
HEY I JUST THOUGHT I’D SAY
MY FRIEND CALEB AKA @jasminemakesanentrance ‘S IDENTITY IS NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE. LIKE???WHY WOULD YOU HATE ON HIM FOR BEING HIMSELF??? GO FUCK YOURSELF HONESTLY. x
i love living sort of near an aviation museum bc then i can be insane & have delusions abt caleb
getting Caleb's concert snapchats makes me SO HAPPY
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