#caleb walsh.

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caleb

i would give my whole soul to see caleb walsh dressed as a costruction worker. give me that man in a hard hat, tool belt, timbs, and make him dirty? he can spook me right into wrecking his relationship.

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let’s talk about who is the cutest couple here?!

there’s so many? i can’t just pick one? my favorites though are vinny and josie { whenever they do decide to grace us with their presence }, i may have my doubts but jordyn and caleb seem pure as fuck and i love how they always come back to each other, spencer and frankie laine. and of course, can’t forget to add my one of my favorite messy couples, nikki and zeke.

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out of all the ex’s, who should get back together? and not get back together?

annika and jayden definitely need to stay broken up, that’s a fuck-worthy trainwreck waiting to happen. if jordyn plays runaway bride again, i could see caleb and annika being cute on the other hand? but let’s be real, that girl isn’t settling down any time soon. olivia and jaxson didn’t need to get back together because he was cuter with ivy and olivia and scout were hot as fuck. i know i can’t be the only one who wishes that elysian and travis would break the internet by hooking up again? the exciting and horrific possibilites in that are endless. alexis and gage should get back together, if they were even together in the first place, because they have adorable written all over them.

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who's the most overrated and underrated?

in my honest opinion all the 5sos boys are overrated, i don’t understand it. jordyn is pretty overrated, i don’t understand how caleb puts up with her half the time. jaxson is pretty overrated too? he just seems like he’s an all around shitty person and i don’t see the attraction at all besides the fact he’s good looking - but there’s two of him so, ladies, drool over the semi-decent king. as far as underrated i think cameron is pretty underrated - have you heard that man’s voice? i’m not even into country and he had my panties dropping, carmen doesn’t get enough love, mason would have potential if he’d branch out, hailey is hella underrated too. THE MOST underrated of all is jersey, i don’t care if he’s married or not - he’s slept on, i’d homewreck the fuck outta that man’s marriage i don’t see how you ladies aren’t trying? like hello sir, you can be my daddy? ladies, single that man up again please. 

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can someone tell caleb he needs to ditch jordyn bc you can't turn a hoe into a house wife? 👀

caleb baby, you need to run away ! take it from someone who was once jordyn, things never change and she will always be who she is meant to be ! you ain’t getting nowhere unless you put a ring on it !

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sort the celebrities into high school cliques

oooh, this is gonna be fun !

the jocks: caleb, scout

the cheerleaders / preps: josie, bird, nicole, elysian

the mean girls: jordyn, carmen, ophelia 

the troublemakers: annika, aiden, jaxson

the hipsters: jocelyn, frankie, laine, thalia

the hippies: lottie, ivy, amelia

the pretty boys: vincent, james

the peacemakers: olivia, zephene, serenity

the stoners / slackers: travis, jace

the boys mama said to stay away from: calvin, zeke, jersey

the arty intellectuals: oliver, sage, alexis

the teachers pets: mason, night

the gamers: spencer, gage