#call hr

[2mo3cm-man]

[vertoneli]

oh. my. god.

[unladyboss]

CARMY SHOULD HAVE LET HIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN. THE BEAR

With consent of course

A kiss should have been incoming

It wasn't the right time of course

Season 3 was the bane of their existence

But this moment was great

He said 'I like this '

[sarahmmmmm29]

I finished Sariel's romantic story, and I'm sure it's great if you think he's hot. I unfortunately can not view this man in a romantic light. Bro, that's my boss, not my lover. You want me to kiss my boss?

[impositioned]

ROMAN, on the phone: in those words, Dylan. thank you, fuck you don't fucking hang up.

DYLAN: Roman Roy is on the line, he says you're not answering your personal.

JERYD: [well fucking obviously]

JERYD: so?

DYLAN: he says uhm he's saying-- he wants me to tell you--

JERYD: for fuck's sake, spit it out.

DYLAN: uhm he wants me to tell you... you need to come over?

JERYD: for what?

ROMAN: to fuck me. tell him.

DYLAN: right, uhm. he says you need to come over to... fuck him?

JERYD: [blank stare]

JERYD: is that him on the phone?

DYLAN: yes

ROMAN: now. tell him now. he needs to come over and fuck me now

DYLAN: uh yeah, now. he's saying you need to come over and fuck him now?

JERYD: is that it?

DYLAN: what?

JERYD: is that all he said? that's it?

DYLAN: yes, that's it.

JERYD: he's on the phone calling you to tell me I need to come over and fuck him now?

DYLAN: yes.

JERYD: then why can't you just fucking say that?

ROMAN, sing-song: ouhh you're in fucking trouble, Dylan's in fucking troubleee

JERYD: and tell him to go fuck himself.

[unrealcosima]

Marwin qué metiche 🔪🔪🔪🔪

[catstalkingwords]

HR says: “maybe go get a candy bar instead”, but that’s not as healthy, HR! We need some fiber and such! :o

[paulmccartneyofficial]

i’m never going to stop rambling on and on about how paul mccartney’s later years with the beatles were just him being emotionally mature and genuinely focusing on the music and songwriting of the group while the others let their personal feelings bleed into the production of these albums (toxic workplace lol)… it went the way it did because it had to and shockingly i wouldn’t change a thing… but the idea that paul ruined it all through his ego is so wild—as if that’s the character defect in play here. out of all of the beatles, he was the most mature, setting personal feelings towards the others aside to accomplish a goal and actually produce something. the others had their own feelings towards the situation but never were they properly communicated, they just sat there and let it boil over. it’s easy to point fingers when we want a person to blame, but just because two of them tell us to, does that automatically mean they’re in the right?