Haste & Leisure Chapter 8: Have a Ball
Marinette, Bridgette, and Max attend the big party at the Agreste house--my version of the Netherfield Ball-- and some shit goes down.
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Felix was hiding.
Well, not hiding, exactly. Â It might be his house, but this was not his party and he didnât have to participate if he didnât want to. Â Right now? He didnât want to. It was even more of a crush than that first mixer they wet to at the University, right after arriving in Paris. Â Heâd expected it, of course. Adrien had turned Felixâs house into an exclusive club for the night, and when was the last time that the famous Agreste Manor had played host to such a public event?
Never, that was when. Â
The hub of the party was the ballroom. Â The DJ was ensconced there. Much of that large room was intended for dancing, naturally, but plush couches arranged in attractive groupings provided plenty of seating. At the back of the ballroom, three large double doors opened out onto a large veranda strung with cafe lights and scattered with more seating. Â It was a gorgeous evening; much of the party had spilled out of doors. Â
For refreshments, the long table in the dining hall had been shifted to one side and turned into a buffet with wait staff ranged behind it, serving food and replacing emptied trays of hors d'oeuvres.
Hors d'oeuvres , Felix thought with a snicker, swirling the large ball of ice around in his whiskey. Â Both Gabriel Agreste and Audrey Bourgeois would probably have fits when they found out that theyâd funded a glorified American style frat party.
Where his father might have served avocado bruschetta, chilled antipasto skewers and shrimp canapĂ©s, Adrien had decided on a much more, ah--contemporary menu.  There were still the overdone edible arrangements and silly little puff pastries filled with quiche, but they were vastly outnumbered by sliders, pizza, potato wedges, chicken wings and spinach dip.  A second, more modest buffet in the ballroom offered more of the same. Tables and chairs had been set up in both rooms to provide guests with a place to sit and eat. Â
Wet bars placed strategically in the ballroom, dining hall, and veranda would keep anyone from getting thirsty. It was all open bar, but all of the bartenders had been given strict instructions to cut off anyone they suspected of being overly intoxicated in the hopes that it might keep the event from devolving into drunken chaos. Â
Since that was unlikely to be effective, additional security had been brought in and discreetly stationed throughout the house and grounds. Â Not only could the drunkenness get out of hand, this sort of event was the perfect opportunity for clever thieves or, more likely, the rabid paparazzi to get into the house and cause mischief.
Yeah, no thanks .
And then there was Chloeâs VIP room. Â She had taken over a formal living room and turned it into a true VIP lounge complete with yet another wet bar, more of the plush seating, another dance floor and its own separate DJ. Â Admittance to that lounge was strictly controlled; two bouncers stood at each of the two doorways, carefully screening those attempting to get in. Anyone who was not on her all-important list, or with someone who was on the list, wasnât getting in there.
Chloe herself was ensconced in the middle of it all, surrounded by celebrities and socialites and completely in her element, while Adrien floated through the various rooms, interacting with his guests like a perfect host while he waited for unwitting guest of honor to show up. Â Felix was happy to leave her to her throne and him to his mingling. There were only a few people in attendance that he actually cared to see, and all of them were as happily engaged in the party as Adrien. Felix had retreated to his library shortly after the doors had been opened to guests, and he had little intention of returning to the party.
He had just refilled his glass--damn, but he loved that Vintage Reserve from Jameson--when Adrien knocked on the open door, looking troubled. Â Felix raised his brows in enquiry.
âThe girls are here,â he said. Â âThey brought Barbot.â
Fuck . Â Felix set his glass down with a thunk, then cursed aloud when some of the expensive whiskey splashed onto his hand. Â
âShould I make him leave?â Adrien asked. Â âI certainly donât want himi here, but it is a University event. Â I figured Iâd let you make the call.â
âIâll do it,â Felix said. Â
âNo, you stay here, Fe. Â Iâll--â
âHeâs my problem, not yours,â Felix snapped. Â Then he sighed. âI appreciate the offer, Adrien, but Iâll handle it. Â Thank you for letting me know.â
Adrien frowned at him, but nodded. Â âI asked them to wait for me in the small office just off the foyer.â
The two men were silent as they made their way downstairs. Â Felix could hear the bass thump coming from the ballroom, and the rumble of a hundred different conversations, but he hardly noticed. Â He was preoccupied by the knowledge that Marinette had chosen to bring Barbot.
Had she brought him as a date? Â Or had they come as a group? He shouldnât care. Â What she did was nothing to him. If she wanted to waste her time with a scheming low life, that was on her.
âBridgette?â Adrien said, and Felix looked up from his brooding to see Marinette standing at the foot of the stairs. Â He stopped and stared.
She wore a scarlet red dolman top that draped enticingly over her slim figure, hinting at her form rather than exposing it. Â The loose top had a wide neckline that had slipped off of one shoulder. Sheâd paired it with sleek black leggings and screaming red heeled sandals. Â He dragged his eyes back up her body. Her full red lips were pressed into a thin, angry line and her eyes--kohl-lined and narrowed to slits--were fixed on him.
âWhere did he go?â Adrien asked, already at the bottom of the stairs. Â Felix blinked and snapped his mouth shut as he realized that the two Dupain-Cheng girls stood with a young black man that Felix didnât recognize, but not Barbot. Â He scanned the others milling around the foyer, but he didnât see Barbotâs tall form among them anywhere. He continued down the stairs.
â ThĂ©o left,â Marinette said acidly, her blue eyes still locked on his. âSo youâll not have the pleasure of throwing him out, Felix.  He said that he wouldnât stay where he clearly wasnât welcome.â
âMarinette,â Felix said cooly as he descended the last few steps, ignoring her words. And her lack of a bra. âBridgette,â he added with more warmth.
âUm, hello, Felix,â Bridgette said, smiling weakly. Â She was obviously uncomfortable with the hostility between them and trying to diffuse it. Â She gestured to the young man standing with them. âHave you met our cousin, Max?â
âNo, I have not.â Â Felix held out his hand, trying to ignore his flare of relief. Â The man was handsome, with strong features and intelligent dark eyes, but he was her cousin. Â âFelix Agreste,â he said.
âMax Kante,â the young man replied, and shook his hand enthusiastically. Â âI must compliment you. This house is nearly as spectacular as the manor house at Rosings.â
Felix and Adrien both stared blankly. âRosings?â Â Adrien repeated.
âRosings Park is the former estate of the illustrious De Bourgh family, which has now been given over to higher education.â Max explained pompously. Â âI myself just transferred from De Bourgh University for the semester--â
âOf course,â Felix interrupted smoothly. Â He neednât have worried; the man was a prig. Â âIâm acquainted with the Arts Dean there, though I have not had the opportunity to visit personally.â
Max brightened and opened his mouth to go on, but Bridgette cut in before he could speak. Â âAdrien, did I really see pizza on the buffet in the dining room?â she asked. Â
âYou did!â he answered. Â âAre you hungry? You should try some even if youâre not. Â I decided to go with an American-inspired menu tonight, and itâs delicious.â
âAmerican foods?â Max asked. Â âI have little experience with American style cuisine, as mother feels it is inferior.â
Adrien smiled and gestured towards the dining hall. Â âHereâs your chance. Have you ever tried hot wings? There are a ton of different sauces to try, and...â
Adrienâs voice was quickly lost to the general noise of the party as he led all three of them toward the buffet. Â Marinette had hesitated long enough to cast another glare in his direction then followed, her back ramrod straight and fists clenched.
When the crowd closed around her, Felix turned back to the stairs with a muttered expletive.
He was so screwed.
Marinette followed a few steps behind the others, somehow feeling simultaneously furious with and attracted to Felix Agreste. Â How dare he be so brain-numbingly, heart meltingly handsome? Why couldnât he be as ugly on the outside as he clearly was on the inside? Â
She wanted to look back, to see if he still watched her, but resisted. Â
She knew he was watching her. Â She could feel his eyes on her as she walked away, but wouldnât give him the satisfaction of turning around to look. It had nothing to do with the fact that she wanted to look back at him--and wanted to find him watching her. Â
Nope. Â Absolutely not.
It didnât matter that his eyes had glittered like blue fire, or that his unexpectedly informal attire would look so damned sexy. Â What the hell was that about, anyway? Sheâd never seen him less than perfectly turned out, shirt ruthlessly buttoned to his throat and tie knotted with military precision. Â Even over the weekend that she and Bridgette had spent here, heâd never relaxed enough to take off his tie or toe off his shoes. But tonight? Tonight he wore his black button-down untucked and open at the throat, his sleeves cuffed and rolled to his elbows, his hair mussed, eyes bright and his fair skin flushed.
He looked like heâd just left someoneâs bed, damnit. Â What was that about? Had he just--
Marinette clamped down on the thought. Â Nope, not going there. She reminded herself that he had come down here, unprovoked, to make Theo leave as if Felix were the injured party in this situation. He was an ass, and the less she had to do with him the better.
And Theo? Â Heâd bowed out without even trying to stand up to Felix! Â Heâd been the only thing sheâd been looking forward to at this party. Â Now sheâd be entertaining Max on his quest for social exposure while Bridgette spent the evening with Adrien.
She couldnât blame them. Â She half suspected that Bridgette was the whole reason for this whole event, and who was she to derail her sisterâs evening? Â No one, that was who. Besides, Alya and Nino were around here somewhere. Perhaps they could help her teach Max how to dance.
She found them twenty minutes later, availing themselves of the open bar in the ballroom. Â She pushed in next to Alya, smiling apologetically at the other people crowded nearby and tugging Max behind her. Â
âHave you ordered yet?â she asked, after greeting her friends with a hug.
âNope,â Alya answered. Â âWhat do you want? Iâll order for all of us.â
âWhatâs on tap?â
âMostly American beers,â Nino answered. Â âYuengling, Blue Moon, Budweiser and a few others I donât recognize, but they have Guinness and Castelaine too.â
âA Blue Moon and a Yuengling, then, I think.â
âBut Marinette,â Max began, but was interrupted.
âTwo?â Alya blinked, and her eyes flicked to look behind Marinette. Â âWho else--wait, is that Max?â
Max smiled stiffly. Â âGood evening,â he said.
âDaaamn,â Alya breathed, and Nino whistled. Â âThatâs quite the change, Max.â
He tugged uncomfortably at his pink henley, not meeting anyoneâs eyes. Â âMarinette said that this ensemble is both contemporary, and appropriate to this gathering.â
âIt is,â Alya assured him. Â âThat color looks absolutely fantastic with your skin tone, and the cut of that shirt suits you well.â Â She grinned suddenly, and leaned back into Nino. âYouâve been holding out on us, Kante. Since when do you work out?â
Max blushed, and Nino rolled his eyes. Â âEasy Al,â he muttered. âYouâre gonna give the guy a heart attack.â
Marinette giggled, but rubbed a soothing hand on Maxâs back.
âYoga and tai chi are both a part of my daily meditations,â he said haltingly. Â âI--it would be remiss to take care with my mind and spirit but to ignore my body.â
âWell, youâve obviously not been remiss,â Alya said. Â âKeep it up.â
Max blushed again, and spluttered.
âWhat do you think?â Nino asked after darting a disapproving look at Alya. Â âDo you like your new look?â
Max gratefully shifted his attention to Nino. âI donât know,â he said slowly. Â âThe clothes themselves are surprisingly comfortable, but it is strange to be dressed so informally in public.â
âI think youâll end up liking it a lot,â Marinette said, âonce you get used to it, and find your style.â
The bartender got to them then, and Nino placed drink orders for all four of them. Â They shifted away from the bar and made their way towards one of the lounge areas set up around the room when they had their drinks.
Max eyed his dubiously. Â âI have never had beer,â he said. Â âMother says--â
âYou are not your mother,â Marinette said gently. Â âThis is about discovering you, remember? Try it, and mine too if you want, and if you donât like it then weâll go back and get you a soda or something.â
âYou can try mine too,â said Alya. Â âI got the Guinness.â
âAnd I got the Castelaine,â Nino added. Â âYou can have whichever one you like best, dude.â Â
Max smiled at them, and Marinette was happy to note that his smile seemed less brittle, and more genuine. Â âWhat did you say this is?â he asked her, sniffing his beer.
âThatâs the Blue Moon. Â Itâs a wheat beer, so itâs kind of dense but it has a good flavor and isnât at all bitter. Â I thought it might be a good place to start.â
âHmm.â Â He lifted the glass to his lips and took an experimental sip, his expression thoughtful. Â Then he took another sip, and this time rolled the liquid around in his mouth for a moment before swallowing. Â âHmm,â he said again.
âWell? Â Do you like it?â Marinette asked. Â
âtryIt is--interesting.â Â He raised the glass again, and took a larger drink. Â
âHere, try the Yuengling. Â Itâs a lager, and another one thatâs pretty mild in flavor.â
Max tried all four beers, but ultimately stuck with his original Blue Moon. Â He seemed pretty ambivalent about both the lager and the blonde, but definitely did not like the stout. Â âItâs far too bitter,â he said as he passed the glass back to Alya, his face twisted.
Alya laughed. Â âItâs not for everyone,â she said.
âGuiness isnât so bad,â Nino said, shrugging. Â
âItâs better than those IPAs you love so much,â Marinette tossed back. âBlegh!â
Max took another drink of his own beer, and his expression eased. Â âI will stick with this one,â he said firmly. âBut thank you, for letting me try the others.â
Marinette smiled and lifted her glass.  â SantĂ© , my friends.â  They clinked their glasses together, and she wiggled her eyebrows playfully.  âDrink up, Max. I think itâs time we teach you how to dance.â
Max choked and nearly spat his drink in their faces. Â âMe? Dance?â
Even Alya and Nino looked surprised.
âWhy not?â she countered. âI mean, no oneâs going to twist your arm or anything, but I think you should give it a try.â
âDancing is way more fun than sitting on the side watching everyone else, thatâs for sure.â Nino said.
âActually, Nino, I rather enjoy people watching,â Max said stiffly. Â âI also happen to love dancing, but I do not believe that the DJ will be playing any tangos this evening.â
Now all three of them looked at him in surprise. Â âYou can tango?â
âI have studied ballroom dancing since I was twelve,â he said, his tone defensive.
âThatâs right!â Marinetteâs eyes widened and she tapped the heel of her hand against the side of her head. Â âI remember now! Maman has mentioned that you dance competitively. Youâll have no problem picking this up!â
It took a bit of gentle coaxing and his stiffness had returned, but Max had agreed to it by the time theyâd finished their drinks. Â He let Marinette lead him to a slightly less crowded area of the dancefloor, then looked uncertainly between the three friends as they started to move.
âJust watch us,â Nino said. Â âMove to the beat. Weâll start small, but I have a feeling that youâll pick it up pretty fast.â
His movements were awkward when he first started imitating Ninoâs simple steps. Â âWhy canât we just waltz?â he muttered, and Marinette laughed. He scowled. âIâm quite good at waltzing,â he said.
âI definitely am not,â she answered. Â âMaybe later, you can teach us to waltz?â
He flashed her a smile, but his attention remained focused on watching other dancers. Â âPerhaps.â
Nino was right. Â It wasnât long at all before Max relaxed into the music. Â He had an excellent sense of rhythm and was clearly well-coordinated, just a bit self conscious. Â So long as he wasnât thinking too hard about what he was doing, his movements were fluid. Â
He relaxed further when Bridgette and Adrien joined them, expanding their little group and offering more opportunities to take Max out of his own head. Â They danced in an ever-shifting group, and their evening proceeded quite enjoyably. Â They'd dance until they got thirsty, take a break for drinks and a bit of fresh air on the veranda, then go back to dancing. Â Marinette had forgotten all about Felix and Theo both, until Alya moved from where she'd been dancing with Max and made her way over to Marinette so that she could lean in and speak into her ear.
âFelix just walked in,â she said.
Marinette missed a beat. Â âAnd?â
âAnd Iâm not sure what youâve done now, but I think he was looking for you. Â He stopped right over there and is now trying to murder you with his eyes.â
Marinette turned and sure enough, he stood just beyond the dancefloor, his expression cold and hard. âCome here,â he said, and while she couldnât hear him over the music, he made his meaning clear by pointing to the ground at his feet as if she were a naughty child being summoned for punishment.
Her mouth fell open and she stopped dancing.
âHe must have a death wish,â Alya said flatly. Â âAre you gonna kill him, or can I?â
Marinette held a staying hand up in front of Alya and placed the other on her cocked hip. Â âWhy should I?â she shot back, knowing that heâd read her lips as well as sheâd read his.
His eyes narrowed, and he curled his still-pointing finger into his fist as he raised it to his shoulder. Â âFine then.â He lowered his fist and strode forward, cutting rudely through the dancers. Most moved out of his way; the few who thought to protest took one look at his hard face and ticking jaw and changed their minds. Â He didnât stop until he stood right in front of her. âIâll just come to you,â he growled. âIâd prefer to have this conversation behind closed doors, but I donât suppose you care whether we make a scene, do you?â
Marinette crossed her arms over her chest and frowned. âWhat?â
âDid he promise you a cut?â he demanded harshly.
âWhat?â Â Marinette reared back from him and dropped her arms from her chest, wondering if maybe heâd gone insane. Â âWhat the fuck are you talking about, Felix?â
She could see that her reaction had startled him, but he didnât say anything. Â She scoffed. âYouâre the one making a scene. Iâm just here to enjoy the party with my friends.â Â Marinette turned her back on him and started dancing again, determined to ignore him.
She didnât expect him to step in close behind her, his hands warm on her hips as he began to dance with her. Â She froze in surprise, but his hands urged her to keep moving. âIs this better?â he asked, his voice low.
âNo,â she said. Â In front of her, Alya and Bridgette both gaped at her. Â Adrien stared hard at Felix. Alya raised her brows, and Marinette subtly shook her head in answer. Â No rescue needed. The others slowly went back to dancing, but Marinette noted that they all stayed close. Satisfied that they had her back, she turned to dance with him face to face and draped her arms over his shoulders. Â He was a good dancer, but she filed that surprise away to be considered later. (The feeling of his hands on her hips and his body brushing hers was to be considered never .) Â âWhat is going on, Felix?â
He ignored her question. Â âWhat do you know about Barbot?â
âI know that heâs been unlucky enough to lose your friendship,â she said sarcastically.
His jaw flexed. Â âWhy did you bring him here tonight?â
âAs my date,â she said, staring at him. Â Maybe he really had gone insane? She couldnât imagine any other explanation for the last five minutes. Â Then she added, âNot that itâs any of your business.â
He shifted closer to her as they danced, and his fingers tightened on her hips. Â âItâs my house, Marinette,â he growled into her ear. Â
She moved her hands down to his chest, thinking to push him away and regain some of her personal space, but the tension between them had shifted and her fingers instead curled around the open collar of his shirt, pulling the fabric taut and widening the vee at his throat. Â Damn, but he smelled good. âWhat happened to your tie?â she asked, and had no idea where the question had come from.
He slid one hand up her side, and knew the exact moment he realized--or perhaps remembered--she wasnât wearing a bra. âI took it off,â he said gruffly. Â His hand slid back down and he straightened a bit, so that he was looking down at her.
âIâve never seen you without one.â
âI didnât intend to participate this evening.â
She flicked her gaze up to him, then back down to the thin sheen of sweat at his throat. âWhat changed?â
âExcuse me, Mr. Agreste?â A new voice said from very close, and they both froze.
Felix sighed and dropped his hands from Marinette. âYes, Nathalie?â he asked, his voice tight and his eyes still on her.
Marinette looked from him to the sharply dressed woman standing close to his shoulder.
âI am sorry to interrupt, but there is an issue which requires your attention.â
His lips thinned. Â âVery well.â He nodded once at Marinette, then turned and stalked from the ballroom.















