#callousgestalt

[axlawful-blog]

HILARIOUS THAT YOU MENTION "TEARING AN ALTERNATE A NEW ONE" WHEN YOU FIND THAT THERE ARE ALTERNATES WITH THE SAME MINDSET. THEN IT BECOMES LESS WANTING TO RIP THEM SAID NEW ONE AND MORE SHIT TALKING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR ALTERNATES WITH YOUR NEWFOUND "FRIEND".

I HAVE MET ONE OKAY KARKAT ALT. BUT, YEAH, I GUESS THAT RINGS TRUE IN THAT CASE AT LEAST.

[themutantleftbehind]

callousgestalt started following you

hello my name is karkat and its very rare when i do these greeter things so you should be grateful

[takeoverexe-blog]

✆☏ ✘aaaaand ☢

Send ✆ for a morning text

[Cute Karkat (6.04am)]: Good morning![Cute Karkat (6.04am)]: Kingpin pissed in the hallway overnight.

Send ☏ for a vague text

[Cute Karkat (3.15pm)]: Please don't do--[Cute Karkat (3.15pm)]: You just did that. Welp.

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[Cute Karkat (7.00pm)]: ♢?

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[Cute Karkat (5.27pm)]: I need a hardware base to counter a hackterrorist attack. May I borrow your husktop please? This is urgent.

[antiquatedconscience-blog]

callousgestalt replied to your post “what an idea that has occurred to me why hasnt sollux gotten bionic...”

HE NEVER HAD THE FORESIGHT TO CONSIDER IT

im considering giving karkat vantas another shot at being cool

[takeoverexe-blog]

Karkat is online! Hello!

[takeoverexe-blog]

(( Added callousgestalt to Skynet’s relationships page, including a pixel with a cerulean sign on Karkat’s shirt and everything. ))

[takeoverexe-blog]

> Chuckle and run your hand through Karkat’s hair, being mindful of his horns. You press a kiss to his forehead. He really is too cute.

[takeoverexe-blog]

ASIDE FROM ASKING THE OBVIOUS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? SHOULD I CHANGE TEMPERATURE IN THE ROOM OR ANYTHING SKYNET?

No thank you! It is adequate. If I am cold I will ask for a blanket.