Don't Make Me The Leader

I'D SAY IT'S GENETIC BUT IT PROBABLY IS. M!A:None, but accepting.

[themutantleftbehind]

being a dog is exhausting and not worth the effort

[themutantleftbehind]

theres flirting going on on my dash and i cant stand it

[penguinarecute]

Today it is legal for Tux and Fipper to get married in any state in the US and I’m just really excited about that

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic

[themutantleftbehind]

flexes

[themutantleftbehind]

WHY MUST MY ATTEMPTS TO BE FUNNY ALWAYS GO TERRIBLY WRONG

[labors]

shut the hell your fuck

[themutantleftbehind]

what even is star wars

[godspeedtoyou]

did i talk shit? absolutely.

[themutantleftbehind]

just because i spent all morning rewatching steven universe to prepare for the new episode on the twelfth doesn’t make me immature

[themutantleftbehind]

is it tomorrow that the new su episode comes out because if so prepare for screaming

[themutantleftbehind]

peridot icon crew

[themutantleftbehind]

its time for me to log off and try to control my raccoon

[themutantleftbehind]

sometimes i forget that i built my booper

[themutantleftbehind]

can we talk about how disgusting river water is

[themutantleftbehind]

my hair is long as hell

[themutantleftbehind]

its probably SUPER hard to believe but dirty corpse meat probably isn’t the healthiest thing to consume