#calpol

[wish-there-were-words]

a wise man once said learn a little self love

[tobi-or-not-tobi-idk]

I headcannon that Tim, whenever he start to feel vaguely unwell, will just chug a bottle of Calpol. As his parents were never there to tell him not too, he did it when he was a kid, but is now lwk addicted. Idk it’s just seems like something he’d do, yk??

[mazziedaperson]

not me wondering why my stomach hurts so bad that I can barely move (I’ve just downed a whole bottle of “2+ month infant” CalPol like a depressed drunkard.)

[bl3h-bleh]

Went back in time and met some women with the plague, I thought some good ole calpol would do the trick but it didn’t work and to make matters worse my Time Machine broke.

Now I’m stuck here and have to deal with the conned-sick-wenches

[hiihavebrainrot]

Saw someone say they didn't like the taste of Calpol today, never seen that before. So: Do you like the taste of Calpol?

Yes (I agree <3)

No

Never tried it (what???)/see answers

Voting ended onApr 24, 2023

[laughing-moonlight]

Calpol is the fucking Elder God of medicine and you cannot convince me otherwise 

[thesingalongsong]

“You are gonna grow old

Your head might hurt just a little bit more

So take a bit of Calpol

Eventually your arms won't feel so sore,”

[generalelectionmusings]

The Tory Party donor charging £19.99 for Calpol | The Canary

It was just a 'small number of stores', apparently. But if it looks, swims and quacks like a duck - then it's probably a Tory.