#wenches

[barb-alayna-artstuff]

Ye Olde Tavern Wenches…

[Allie]: (frowns) I think we should be called Tavern Hostesses…

[Barbie]: Really Als…??? Do we look like fine ladies hostessing anything…?

[Allie]: (dejected) No…

[Barbie]: And what are we dressed like…?

[Allie]: (quietly) Tavern whores…

[Barbie]: Sooooo…

[Allie]: (brightly) So we’re Tavern Wenches…!!!

[Barbie]: Good girl… Now take these Ales over to Table 6… and don’t forget to flash your tits…

[34521509436720948and2]

I can’t explain why, but whenever I look at Sev-5, I think of this pathetic creature, and vice versa

It’s like called a Cr’reee and it’s from Marvel apparently (idk I don’t read the comics)

is there something you would like to say, ceres

my initial reaction under the cut:

what!

what!!

what!!! oh my GOD

cr'reee is apparently a father. and also somebody's pet...? their babies look like those cats from that catz game

[intox-pet]

all wenches born after 2000bc know is

-bake flatbread

-ferment beer

-be sapphic

-and lastly, lie

[icedcoffeeandsleepdeprivation]

Well, can't wear it out since it doesn't cover my ass, but it was nice in theory.

[Excuse the mirror, I have a small human who plays in soap] 🤣

[princess-kittykat-blog]

The knight at medieval times threw me a flower

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Kevin North - The Cult of the Seven Wenches - Playtime Reading - 1963 (cover art by Robert Bonfils)

[bl3h-bleh]

Went back in time and met some women with the plague, I thought some good ole calpol would do the trick but it didn’t work and to make matters worse my Time Machine broke.

Now I’m stuck here and have to deal with the conned-sick-wenches

[kandskands]

Watercolour