#calum pref

[graffitirwin]

•{calum hood}•{meet you there 8/29}•

[blinding-clifford]

Do calum about talking behind your back please ??

Ok sorry Calum is a douche in this one. and also this is like an AU again bc I don’t think calum would do this irl (well actually maybe). Im pretty into douche calum idk. ;)

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#1044: “HE TALKS BEHIND YOUR BACK”

 Calum:

The boys and you would just hang out in the livingroom, just kind of chilling doing nothing. Michael would play fifa against Calum while you would just realx in the couch with Luke and Ashton. Calum would’ve been douchey all day and while he played fifa, he’d ask you to go get them snacks or something. At first you thought he were joking, but when you realized he were serious you’d just tell him to get snacks for himself. Calum would huff and keep playing, the other exchanging looks as you crossed your arms across your chest. He’d ask again, and then ask why you wouldn’t, like "why can’t you just get us some snacks, huh?" not once looking away from the TV. After a while you’d just give in because it wouldn’t be worth it starting a real argument over this. After all he was pretty occupied with fifa. You’d step into the kitchen, get a bag of chips and then get back to calum, throwing him the bag. He’d pause the game (oh now he could pause) to look at the chips, getting irritated since it wasn’t his favorite. After a lot of bickering between the two of you, you just got up to get another bag of chips. No one would register that you stepped back in the room, making calum think it was clear to talk shit about you. “She’s such a bitch why is she even here” He’d say, turning around to face Luke and Ashton on the couch, instead his eyes landed on you. Completely furious you’d just open up the bag of chips and tip it upside down over calms head, while walking out the door with your head held high.

what even is this, Omg this did not turn out as expected and as i wanted. but i feel like it can’t be tooooo extreme bc thats just weird and not them, ygm?

- Jo xx

[bby-mikey-blog]

A 4/4 or calum preference where they accidentally fart in front of you? Idk why I think it would be hilarious to read

this is so v v v short but i am giggling tbh

preference #14 - he farts in front of you (calum/4)

You’d been dating Calum for a few months now, and you’d just passed the awkward dating stage but there was still so many things that the two of you didn’t know and were cautious about around each other. 

You’d be visiting him on tour at the time and he would’ve put on a movie in the little den area at the back of the bus. The two of you were huddled up close to each other - your head resting on his shoulder a little while he had an arm around you but then he’d start to move around a little and a frown would appear on your face as you glanced his way, “What’s wrong, babe?” “Hm? Oh, nothing.” Calum shook his head and palmed it off with a smile, but he kept shifting around as if he was uncomfortable.

You let out quiet huff as him shifting around was now making the position you were sitting in uncomfortable too but nonetheless, you shrugged it off and focused your eyes back to the tv screen. It was only until you caught a whiff of this god awful smell that you wrinkled up your nose and looked around only to see Calum with his lips tightly pursed together as if he were holding back a laugh, “Calum! You could’ve warned me.” You nudged him as you covered your nose and mouth with your hand, speaking in a muffled tone but he only let out a loud laugh in response.