heyyy so basicallyy im like the most humongous fan of leo valdez and like i genuinely love him soso much and basically this is just out of pure curiosity I wanted to ask if you ship calypso x leo? I probably read into the books and everything too much but I know a lot of people in the fandom hate calypso (including me sorry) and i just wanted to ask since like I can tell you're a pretty big fan of leo too :)) I'm just curious and I wanna know more about what other people think xx
babydoll THANK YOU for asking me about this. you are in a safe fucking space because if I get one thing this christmas it will be to SUPLEX HER MISERABLE GINGER ASS THROUGH THE FUCKING FLOOR. I have a lot I could say about c*lypso, most of it is just strings of vicious and creative profanity. I'll cut to the chase.
I did NOT like her in Percy Jackson, I HATE. HATE HER in Heroes of olympus. like real, adult hate. I crash out on her like santana from glee. in fact all the violence and insults you see in any given glee compilation are how I feel towards her on a day where I'm going out of my way to be particularly kind!!!! I want to smash her face into a jelly!!!!!! Honestly she makes me the type of mad where I lose all ability to form a sentence and turn into a feral fucking honey badger!!!! bad girls club who??? idk her!!!!! if I EVER had a chance to actually kick her ass I would not hesitate <3
