[Image shows a drawing of the red teletubby Po as the Kobra Kid from the MCR album Danger Days. Pobra Kid, as he will be called, is light skin on his face and the insides of his ears and the rest of his body is red teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of his head which has a circle on the end. He has short hair on the top of his head that starts red at the roots and turns to a bleached blond color at the tips. Pobra is wearing thick black sunglasses and an unimpressed expression on his face. He has a dog tag necklace and a yellow tank top with vertical black blobby stripes underneath his open jacket. The jacket in question is red with white stripes around the chest and thick blue stripes going down his arms rimmed with white. On the left breast is a red and white patch that's supposed to look like a snake opening its mouth but honestly it kind of just looks like another blob. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written on the side of the picture as a signature, along with the title "THE POBRA KID" in all caps at the top, and a speech bubble, which reads "arts and crafts. i love arts and crafts" and then has a smiley face. End ID]
[Image number 1 shows a drawing of the yellow teletubby Laa Laa as Jet Star from the MCR Danger Days album. Laa Laa Star, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears. The rest of his body is bright yellow teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of his head which is in the shape of a singular curl. Laa Laa Star has shoulder-length, curly hair that poofs out a bit. It is yellow at the top, and then blends into a darker brown. He is wearing silver aviator sunglasses and his mouth is turned slightly downwards. His jacket is all black with a few red stripes to highlight seams, and a red patch with a black upside-down capital T, a black percentage sign, and a black upside-down capital F. In blue ink, "tactical spider" is written on the side as a signature, along with the underlined title "Laa Laa Star" and two speech bubbles. The first, in all capital letters, says "ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY MY PART, FUCKER?" and the second has a small music note, the word "guitar" jokingly mispelled without the "u." and a small, satisfied-looking, hand-drawn emoticon face. End ID]
[Image number 2 shows a drawing of the dark blue teletubby Tinky Winky as Jet Star. Tinky Star, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears. The rest of his body is a dark, purple-ish blue, including an antenna on the top of his head which is shaped like an upside-down triangle. Tinky Star has curly, poofy hair reaching just above his shoulders which is dark blue at the roots and then blends into a semi-dark brown. Unlike Laa Laa Star, he does not wear sunglasses, because I perhaps forgot about them, so we can see that his eyes are staring off to his left side and his mouth is in a surprised O. His jacket is all black with a few red stripes to highlight seams around his open collar, though not as many as were on Laa Laa Star's, because I forgot about those too, and there is a red patch on the left breast of his jacket with a black upside-down capital T, a black percentage sign, and a black upside-down capital F. At the bottom of the page is an upside-down American flag with three black stars. "Tinky Star" is written in light blue block letters over the flag. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written just above Tinky's hair as a signature along with a speech bubble that says "you can't eat beefaroni without forks!" End ID]
[Image number 3 is a drawing of the lime green teletubby Dipsy as Jet Star. Dipsy Star, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears. The rest of his body is a bright lime green, including an antenna on the top of his head that simply goes up in a straight line. Dipsy Star has curly, poofy hair reaching just above his shoulders which is light green at the roots and then blends into a semi-dark brown. I also did not give him sunglasses and his eyes are staring at the top right corner of the drawing and his mouth is smiling. His jacket is all black with a few red stripes to highlight seams around his zipped-up collar, the same seams as on Tinky Star's jacket, and there is a red patch on the left breast of his jacket with a black upside-down capital T, a black percentage sign, and a black upside-down capital F. At the bottom of the page are large, messy letters spelling DIPSY STAR in capital letters. Around the black pen of the letters is a bright green glow, kind of like neon lights but worse. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written to the side of dipsy's left arm as a signature, along with two speech bubbles, the first of which says "bark like a dog mikey" and the second says "AW HE JUST ATE A ROCK!" This is the only picture here not drawn on an index card that I stole from my work. Instead it was drawn on a bit of paper with information about food stamps, so you can see blue letters here and there in the background. That is also why it's bigger. End ID]
[Image number 1 shows the dark blue teletubby Tinky Winky as Party Poison from the MCR album Danger Days. Tinky Poison, as he will be called, has light skin on his face and the insides of his ears, and the rest of his body has dark purple-ish blue teletubby flesh, including an antenna on the top of his head, which is shaped like an upside-down triangle. His straight hair is about shoulder-length and is supposed to start out a dark blue at the roots and gradually turn to red, but I used too much pen when doing the initial sketch, so not a whole lot of the colour is visible. Tinky Poison is also wearing a yellow mask over the top half of his face with triangular eye cut-outs and three blue gems. His eyes are dark and circular, so that they can best stare into a person's soul, and his mouth is quirked into a half smile. Tinky's jacket is a deep blue with white stripes around the chest area, a small patch reading "Dead Pegasus," though it's barely legible, and stripes of red, white, and light blue on the each arm. Two small red strips of what is supposed to be velcro are also on each shoulder. The jacket's sleeves are cropped, showing more teletubby arm flesh and we can see the top of Tinky's black jeans as well. In blue ink, "tactical spider" is written on one side as a signature, along with the title "Tinky Poison" in cursive, and two speech bubbles. The first says "oh, yeah, that's my gradfather's paperweight" and the second says "uwu." All of this was drawn on an index card from my workplace. End ID]
[Image number 2 shows the yellow teletubby Laa Laa as Party Poison. Laa Laa Poison, as he will be called, has light skin on his face and the isides of his ears, and the rest of his body has yellow teletubby flesh,including an antenna on the top of his head, which is shaped in a singular curl. His straight hair goes just past his shoulders, starting as yellow at the roots, then blending quickly into bright red. Several parts of this image are kind of blurry. This is because it got wet, so we'll all just have to deal with that. I did not remember to give Laa Laa Poison a mask, so we can see his eyes staring nervously ahead and his mouth looks similarly concerned. Laa Laa's jacket is a deep blue with white stripes around the chest area, a small patch reading "Dead Pegasus," though it's completely illegible, and stripes of red, white, and light blue on the each arm. Two small red strips of what is supposed to be velcro are also on each shoulder. The jacket's sleeves are cropped, showing more teletubby arm flesh and we can see part of Laa Laa's grey jeans as well. In blue ink, the title "Laa Laa Poison" is written in messy cursive in the upper right-hand corner. I seem to have forgotten a signature. There is also a speech bubble reading "gourmet motherfucking fruit gels!" though I seem to have dropped the "u" in "gourmet" for some reason. Once again, this was drawn on an index card between customers at the shop of mysteries where I work. End ID]
[Image shows the green teletubby dipsy as Fun Ghoul from the MCR album Danger Days. Dipsy Ghoul, as he will be called, has medium brown skin on his face and the insides of his ears. Said ears have several piercings: three rings on his left and one on his right. The rest of him has teletubby flesh in a bright green, including an antenna on the top of his head, which is straight, though drooping slightly. His straight hair is about shoulder-length and is mostly black, but with some green at the roots. His face looks a bit concerned, probably because this is the seventh image description I've written in one sitting. He has a thin black choker around his neck and a dog tag necklace under the open collar of his greenish brown vest, which has four pockets. There's a yellow patch on the left breast of his vest with a black upside-down capital T, a percentage symbol, and an upside-down F on it. Under the vest, he wears a bright yellow long-sleeved shirt with black stripes starting above the elbows and then going down to his wrists, which we can't see. On his right shoulder is a black 14, though we can only see the 4. On his left shoulder is a patch with a bee on it reading "SUPA STINGA DEMO LISHON" but we can only see a couple of the letters. In dark blue ink, "tactical spider" is written at the top of the picture above his head as a signature, along with the title "DIPSY GHOUL" in all caps on the side, and three speech bubbles. The first, being said by dipsy, reads "you know he's PSYCHED I know who he is?" The second, being said by someone offscreen reads "WHY?" The third, being said by dipsy reads "because I'm cool!" with three exclamation points and every other letter capitalized for humor reasons. I drew this on an index card at work. End ID]
i've taken to hand-drawing my shitposts. happy (late) birthday gee!
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image shows a drawing of gerard way in the white nurse outfit from the 2022-23 tour. they have one leg up on a speaker and are smiling off to the side. the drawing is done on top of another drawing of an ocean-themed suit, along with notes about said suit, and that was drawn on top of some math problems from when this was my math notebook in sixth grade. it's a very chaotic drawing on the whole. the background is colored red, which makes gerard paleness and white outfit stand out in a cool way. highlighted in orange near his head, it says "dont worry... nurse gee will take care of you." then in yellow further down the page it says "(bitch that's the tubby custard machine)" because apparently i thought that would be funny. the whole thing is signed "the tactical spider" in the bottom corner. end id.
image shows a drawing of kendrick lamar! it's pretty good! i even did shading! i don't know how else to describe this! basically he has brown eyes looking off to the side and brown skin with a bunch of light and shadows because i think there was a spotlight happening in the photo i pulled reference from. he's smiling which is pretty cool and he has a little bit of beard-y-ness and his hair appears to be in little twists going back on his head. at least, that's what i drew because that's what I thought was going on in the photo. his shirt is light blue with a funky swirly pattern. it's signed "the tactical spider" and dated at march 2025. end id.
bit of an old drawing, but i forgot to post it back in december soooooo....better late than never?
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image shows a drawing of a luigi mangione being led around by militant police, all of whom have guns for heads. the gun people are drawn completely in grey, so luigi in bright orange in the center stands out extremely. he has dark curly hair and light skin and his hands are cuffed in front of him and there's a black bar over his eyes. above him are three yellow-y bullets (except i forgot to shade them so they just look like weird trapezoid thingys) and together they say "deny defend depose." also i've signed it "the tactical spider" and dated it Dec 2024. man those were the days. end id.
