another cock in the tubby custard machine

cameron | they/he | white | apprentice teletubby

[a-hundred-jewels]

HI I'M CAMERON

i do art on @thetacticalspider and write fanfiction/articles on ao3 (A_Hundred_Jewels)

PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT MONEY. I AM IN COLLEGE AND DO NOT HAVE ANY. I CANNOT HELP YOU, I'M SO SORRY.

here's a list of vetted gofundmes for the people of palestine

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i've taken to hand-drawing my shitposts. happy (late) birthday gee!

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image shows a drawing of gerard way in the white nurse outfit from the 2022-23 tour. they have one leg up on a speaker and are smiling off to the side. the drawing is done on top of another drawing of an ocean-themed suit, along with notes about said suit, and that was drawn on top of some math problems from when this was my math notebook in sixth grade. it's a very chaotic drawing on the whole. the background is colored red, which makes gerard paleness and white outfit stand out in a cool way. highlighted in orange near his head, it says "dont worry... nurse gee will take care of you." then in yellow further down the page it says "(bitch that's the tubby custard machine)" because apparently i thought that would be funny. the whole thing is signed "the tactical spider" in the bottom corner. end id.

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kdot realism

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image shows a drawing of kendrick lamar! it's pretty good! i even did shading! i don't know how else to describe this! basically he has brown eyes looking off to the side and brown skin with a bunch of light and shadows because i think there was a spotlight happening in the photo i pulled reference from. he's smiling which is pretty cool and he has a little bit of beard-y-ness and his hair appears to be in little twists going back on his head. at least, that's what i drew because that's what I thought was going on in the photo. his shirt is light blue with a funky swirly pattern. it's signed "the tactical spider" and dated at march 2025. end id.

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bit of an old drawing, but i forgot to post it back in december soooooo....better late than never?

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image shows a drawing of a luigi mangione being led around by militant police, all of whom have guns for heads. the gun people are drawn completely in grey, so luigi in bright orange in the center stands out extremely. he has dark curly hair and light skin and his hands are cuffed in front of him and there's a black bar over his eyes. above him are three yellow-y bullets (except i forgot to shade them so they just look like weird trapezoid thingys) and together they say "deny defend depose." also i've signed it "the tactical spider" and dated it Dec 2024. man those were the days. end id.

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girlipop raymond toro

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image shows a drawing of ray toro playing the guitar done over a blue and brown zentangle, which is that thing where the whole page is covered in lines that squiggle around each other. it's not a very detailed drawing, but ray is wearing a black shirt and pants, his guitar is brown, and so is his hair and beard. in blue letters in the corner it reads "girlipop music." also underneath the zentangle which is underneath ray, you can vaguely see my old class schedule from last semester. end id.

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this is a redraw of a previous map I did (not posted) bc i got a bunch of names wrong and also kinda squashed Namibia the first time.

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image shows a map of west africa and the southern atlantic ocean drawn on a sheet of spanish instructions for inserting a female condom. the paper is because i drew it while visiting my old youth center and that was the paper i could find. all of the country names are also in spanish because I was using google maps as a reference and my phone is in spanish. the countries shown include ghana, togo, benín, nigeria, chad, sudán, camerún, república democratico del congo, guinea equatorial, gabón, congo (btw that's where your cell phone probably comes from), angola, cabinda which is also angola, zambia, namibia, botsuana, zimbabue, sudáfrica, lesoto, and esuatini, the latter two of which are inside of south africa for extra fun. there is also an island which appears to be called bisko, but i also wrote it really small for some fucking reason, and two more islands called ilha do príncipe and ilha do sao tomé, except sao has a wiggle over the "A" and i cannot for the life of me find the key for that wiggle. anyway, there you have it. end id.

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i went through a phase over winter break :3

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image shows a hand drawing of a map of the eastern side of the mediterranean sea. Turkey is at the very top in pale pink, then the island of Cyprus is below in a deeper pink. then there's Syria in dark orange, then Lebanon in normal orange. Palestine is in red, then Jordan in pink, then Iraq in red again. Saudi Arabia is below that and then to the left is Egypt, with the Red Sea sandwiched between them. end id.

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AS IF?!

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image shows a drawing of cher and dionne from the movie clueless as teletubbies. cher/tinky winky is on the left and is in her iconic yellow plaid skirt suit. she is tinky winky, so her body is dark indigo and her face is a light peach color. her hair is blond with indigo roots and her antenna is a triangle. she is holding the tinky winky red trapezoidal purse in one hand and is stretching her yellow bubble gum from her mouth with the other. on the right is dionne/dipsy, who is green with brown face skin. she is wearing her matching black and white plaid suit over a red vest, contrasting cher's yellow one. her mouth is open like she's talking and she's holding a red lollipop in one hand. dipsy's black and white cow-print hat has been made fashionable with a wide brim and a red ribbon around the middle and dionne's green antenna sticks out the top. both girls have matching heart pendants and look happy to be together. at the bottom of the page in all caps it says "AS IF?!?!" end id.

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pretty boy blues

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image shows a marker drawing of ray toro playing a dark blue electric guitar. he has light brown skin and a neutral, calm expression on his face. his hair is curly and in a short afro. both his t-shirt and pants are a dark brown because at the time, i was running out of black marker. i've actually attempted shading here too, and it sort of worked. i've signed it as "tactical spider" because this was before I added the "the" and dated it at 11/19/24. there's also a little yellow speech bubble that says "we can't have beeferoni without forks!" end id.

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hayley williams. bomtom text.

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ok good news yall this one makes no sense. image shows a drawing of ray and mikey from mcr cuddling each other and a bass guitar. everything is done in cheapo marker and i had no idea what i was doing so the blending is top tier. so basically mikey is on ray's lap and ray is reaching over mikey's shoulder to play the guitar. meanwhile, mikey's hand is on the frets and ray's other hand is reaching up like he's about to correct him. mikey's hair is sticking straight up like a mad scientist and ray has his usual afro. they look calm and pleased with the situation in a very heterosexual way definitely. in meme format (and green block letters) it says HAYLEY WILLIAMS at the top and BOMTOM TEXT at the bottom, clearly supposed to say "bottom text" but ya boy was distracted and messed it up. i've also signed it "the tactical spider" because that's my new username, and dated it as december 2024. this whole shebang is on lined paper in my old middle school notebook. end id.

[thetacticalspider]

hey google show me pictures of frank iero covered in blood

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image shows an extremely messy marker drawing on top of paper that has clearly had other things written and doodled on it. i'm gonna be honest, this shit looks kind of bad but in a cool way. anyway, it's frank iero covered in blood from that music video, that's basically it. his stupid black hair is falling into his face and he's got a black tie that I colored wrong and the guitar strap and his shirt is pinkish with blood on it. one sleeve is rolled up and i've scrawled some tattoos there. his eyes are closed and his hand is on his mouth. it's very hot. also in the corner with black marker, I wrote "hey google show me pictures of FRANK IERO COVERED IN BLOOD." fun fact this is on my wall now. end id.

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fuckass groodle (green doodle)

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image shows a messy drawing of a person with short hair, eyes closed, a small loop piercing on their tongue that they are sticking out, and a fuckass sweatervest. their skin is supposed to be light, but the damn ink wouldn't stop smudging, so it's more of a streaky green. they have short stright hair falling in their face and are wearing a long-sleeve black shirt under the sweatervest, which is checkered with green and blue diamonds. in the corner, it says "a show like no other." also their tongue is blue. end id.

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long live the black parade

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image shows a slightly messy drawing of the four members of my chemical romance. it's a copy of an image that was shared to social media a few months ago in 2024, after the announcement of the new black parade tour. on the far left is frank, whose eyes are closed and has one hand at his forehead pushing his hair back, as it is slightly long. he's wearing a blue and red flannel over a green t-shirt and greenish blue pants. he has light skin and is smiling. behind him is ray, who also has fairly light skin as well as long curly hair which is pulled back. he is smiling and wearing a dark green shirt. gerard is next and is wearing a green collared shirt over a blue v-neck button up and red pants. they're wearing round sunglasses and are sticking their tongue out. their hair is short and a bit shaggy and they have light skin. finally there is mikey. once again he has light skin and is smiling, this time with a blue NY baseball cap, a red shirt and blue collared shirt over the top, as well as green pants. his arms are doing something weird, like he was gesturing in the middle of talking. in big dark letters, it says ...LONG LIVE toward the bottom of the picture. the whole picture is blue and green and very smudgy because fun fact my pen WOULD NOT STOP LEAKING while i drew this. UGH. anyway. end id.

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portait of my daughter

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[image shows a blue-grey pen drawing of a zebra finch. she is standing on a perch, looking over one shoulder to the side. underneath her dark eye, a little line falls downward. she has some texture with pen strokes, but most of her coloring was sone by wetting my finger and smearing the ink as i drew it so that she would mostly be a pale grey. she has two small, dark feet clinging to the perch and her tail, which is striped dark and light, goes straight back. her name, Bellatine Circe, is written above her, along with my my tactical spider signature. end id]

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drew this while in the waiting room for top surgery! (reference was an owl on the front cover of fifty beasts to break your heart, which is a collection of short stories by gennarose nethercott)

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[image shows a drawing of an owl done entirely in dark, blue-grey ink. the top of the owl's head is curved in a slight u-shape, almost giving the owl horns. the section tapers down in front to form a beak. large eyes peek out on either side. the wings are drawn close to her body and her front has a bunch of small horizontal lines across it. the coloring in is heathered to create textrure. along one wing, my singature is written, tactical spider. end id]

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life on the chlorophyll scene

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[image shows a marker drawing of a person done over a written pencil paragraph about what i did over the long weekend as a sixth grader in september 2016. the person has warm green skin, a round face, dark spikey bangs, and curly, bright green hair that hits just above where their shoulders would be. they have amber eyes, round ears, a round-tipped nose, prim reddish lips, and a tiny heart drawn under one eye. around their next is a coral red choker with large spikes. at the bottom of the page, i've written two signatures: one being quameron (cameron with a q u) spider, and the one below it being my usual tactical spider. below that is the date i drew this, which was thursday, october 3rd, 2024, aka mean girls day. end id]

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knock, knock, knock.

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[image shows an open composition book with a marker drawing of a grey bald person with a giant head seemingly sneaking away from a much smaller, smiling grey stick figure. the first person has one eye open and one closed, nervously slanted eyebrows, a pointy nose, and bared teeth. both knees are bent and both arms are held out in front like a zombie. the background is colored completely in a warm, yellowish green, with lots of words in pencil from before this was a sketchbook, as well as large marker squiggles from when i was trying to work out what this picture would be. in very large, tall capital letters along the left side of the page, it says "what's the password?" then, answering on the right side, more words say "psst... I see dead people," thisof course being the opening to "not like us" by kendrick lamar. a black rectangular bar goes at the very top of the page and then my signature, tactical spider, is written across the top of the person's head. end id]