Adelaide Stillinski/Hale
Derek Hale
Elaine Talya Hale
Cameron Boyd Hale
Eli Claudius Hale

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Adelaide Stillinski/Hale
Derek Hale
Elaine Talya Hale
Cameron Boyd Hale
Eli Claudius Hale
can I reserve Cameron please?
Sure can! Since we haven’t opened yet, we’ll hold the reserve till we receive your application, but we usually do them for 72 hours :)
Be sure you're ready to lose to me on Monday night.
Sure, sure, Cameron Hale. I look forward to it.
Damn. Haven't played in a while I see. Well what would you say if I asked you to play with me and some other people, we're lacking another player, was hoping you could fill in.
Yeah, sure. I'm sure I'll pick it back up easy enough so. Hope you'd all be ready to lose to me, though.
Told you, I'm cool with just Cameron. Anyway, you know how to play poker?
I haven't played in a while, but I could probably remember a thing or two, yeah.
Seabass.
I can't think of a nickname for you, Cameron Hale. I'm slacking.
We all know that you people have lots of code words.
"Secret recipe," "Sportscenter," and "jogging." Don't think I don't know.
Well it seems as there's another code word floating around. Something that took me awhile to catch on to, and it seems like you dumb Lima residents have yet to grasp. Oh don't worry, I'll fill you in. The code word, well phrase, is "going to the gym."
Sounds ridiculous, right? That's what I thought, too. But just think about who are frequent goers of the "gym." There's Mr. Chance Keller, who seems to go to the gym quite often, almost every day it seems. What are you training for? It's not like you have any juice in your system like before to make you want to lift weights that often. Then, there's Mr. Samson Evans. Who seems to frequent the "gym" with Chance, and sometimes on his own. But maybe the poor boy should actually start going to the gym rather than the "gym" because all of the sitting on his ass and playing Skyrim whilst shoveling junk food into his mouth can't be good. And some of the other guys seem to go to the "gym" as well, just not as often. Guys like, Mr. Aaron Chambers, Mr. Flex Carter, and Mr. Cameron Hale.
But now that you know who all is "going to the gym." What does this phrase mean?You won't be able to guess, that's for sure. I wasn't able to figure out the code words until my sources have told me that they saw Mr. Keller and Mr. Evans together in the mornings, but not at the gym. My sources spotted the two boys at Adult World, the local strip club! Now ladies, before you start getting mad, you may want to thank them. Have they been performing a little bit better lately? Well that's because they're not going to the strip club to see female strippers, oh no, they're going to take the morning male stripper classes!
My sources have got the details, informing me that these boys have been taking classes to learn how to strip, but only one has actually performed on "Ladies Night." Can you guess which one? I'll give you one chance to guess...
I'll keep you updated!