I do not think the average New Yorker short story is good. I fundamentally do not care about the lives and interior operations of the American upper middle class. I simply do not. I want to know about elves. I want to know about dwarves. I want to know about wizards. I want to know about goblins. I want to know about cyberpunks. I want to know about rampant AI. I want to know about Master Chief. I want to know about gay wizards. Okay? That's what I want to know about, and that shit does not appear in the papers of record when it comes to short stories. I just don't care, in my heart -- and I've read lots of literary fiction, I enjoy literary fiction in a broad and general sense. But that is not what I go to [Stephen King] for. […] I want to know about serial murderers. I want to know about vampires. I want to know about ancient evil from beyond time and space. I want to know about the number 19. I want to know about wizened guns that shoot magic bullets. I want to know about talented little boys who can paint beautiful artwork that affects reality. That's what I want to know about from Steve. I want to know about fog. I want to know about mist. I want to know about Maine. TAKE US BACK TO MAINE.
-- Cameron Kunzelman, Just King Things Podcast, episode "Just After Sunset"












