CAMP MALNATI: a 00s au !!
camp counselor preston chao:
here we have the 27 year old camp counselor who never wanted to see this camp again if he ever lived. having to go there one summer because his father refused to take him to the family vacation to some islands off the coast of spain all he remembers is how miserable he was. but after having to be a counselor as an alternative to a month in prision after a minor destruction of private property charge the man now faces his worst nightmare all over again; only this time he is in charge.
not that he would ever be the person to go to for help. he never watches over the activities, he constantly forgets the names of the people he’s supposed to be watching, and has been pranking campers using the old ripper legend as his main source to scare the wits out of anyone he can. not only that but all he smells like is the water bottle of vodka he carries around, cigarettes mixed with camp fire, and regret.
hes not completely useless, he’s no ranger rick but he has knowledge to get by, loves to kayak, and does enjoy the outdoors. its just... the people who make him miserable.
















