Children should not be allowed on the Internet.
Staff: Hello, how can I help you today?
Visitor: how do u sign up
Staff: Are you looking to make a reservation?
Visitor: yes
Staff: You can book online or you can call us at (#).
Visitor: fuck u that wont work u little witch
Staff: Excuse me?
Visitor: u don't know nothing u asshole
Staff: I'm not the one who can't understand how to make a reservation.
Staff: Have a good day.
Visitor: I do I just want sex from u so that's why I talked to u
Staff: Also, please note we have logged your IP address, ISP, location and operating system.
Staff: Please do not contact us again.
Visitor: I am sooooooo sorry about my son sending that to you
Staff: Oh, okay.
Staff: We figured it was probably just a couple of kids, but you never know!
Visitor: its ok its just my son has a mental problem
Visitor: bye and have a good day
Staff: Thanks, you too.