#canada problems

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

Forcing myself to get out of a nice hot shower instead of rinsing off "just one more time".

The agonizing decision of whether to dry my hair first so it doesn't drip water down my back, or dry my back first so I don't get chilled...only to have to try it again because the water from my hair has now dripped down it.

The rush to dry whichever one I chose as quickly as I can before the air makes me cold.

These are the kinds of important life choices I make every day😅

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Guess who just got extremely excited about an app to measure light pollution at night and went through all the hassle to download it right fucking now (which is a massive fucking pain because of how my phone and family's phones are configured and connected) only to remember I live in Canada and it is summer...

God fucking dammit, I was so excited. I'm going to go out and measure twilight light pollution instead (which is a meaningless measurement because the pollution is from the sun and therefore not actually pollution)

[spectacularizm]

Lil Rant

In regards to the Diana post I wanna make it clear that no I am not british. The reason I'm saying this is because every damn time I make a post SHITTING on Camilla and PRAISING the CRAP out of Diana, everyones like, "ooooh but you're not even british so you don't matter!!1!!!1!" like mfer stfu I might not be British, but I am Canadian, and unfortunately, my country is still tied to the Monarchy. If those royals are gonna have their faces plastered on my beautiful dollar bills (Example here, Queen E. on the Canadian $20 bill)

then I thiiinnkk I have a right to complain. I don't wanna see Camilla nor Charles droopy melting faces on my money, I want DIANA. And it genuinely angers me that she's dead. Like, what the fuck!?!?! It's so unfair. She's the embodiment of beauty, I can't even bring myself to express it, she's otherworldly, she's radiant, she's probably the most stellar woman I've ever seen. And he chose Camilla over her??? Dawg.. Camilla literally looks like she got kicked in the face and it just stayed that way... with her big ass V-mouth.. Diana always gon be better. Anyway that's it Ik this isn't very "AQOTWF" or "Godzilla" of me but I wanted to put this out there since Coronation only happened a couple days back and like I said it's taken fairly seriously over here in the true North too. Long Live Diana.

[jmflowers]

Canada-wide outage of the Rogers network… living without phone service like it’s 1980

[anotheronechicagobog]

Canada Day is just around the corner and as a white Canadian I feel the need to make this post.

I will not celebrate Canada day.

I am not proud of my country right now, and I haven't been for a while if I'm being honest with myself. Hundreds on indigenous children were found in mass graves, indigenous people in Canada are not treated with basic human rights, attacks on Asian, Pacific Islanders, Middle Eastern, and African Canadian people continue to happen with little to no consequence.

To celebrate Canada day would be celebrating murder, mass genocide, abduction, assimilation, rape, racism, xenophobia, corrupt policing, and corrupt governing.

I am incredibly sorry for all that First Nations peoples and POC that have suffered in Canada, but I know and accept that no amount of apologies will ever be enough for the people who have been hurt, assimilated, and broken. All that I can do is help to stand up for injustices by protesting, making donations to activist groups and charities, and signing petitions.

Please, my fellow Canadians, stand along side the First Nations peoples this Canada day and do not celebrate it. If you do, you will only be celebrating suffering and oppression.

[ruzek-halstead]

if my happily ever after isn’t a cute stranger coming to help me shovel my driveway then why am i even shovelling

[jessiebanethedragon]

https://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA

My dad called an urgent family meeting just to show us this, and all the love a respect for this guy!

[tepitome]

Can one of you give me a haircut.