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if my happily ever after isn’t a cute stranger coming to help me shovel my driveway then why am i even shovelling

I have 6 patients today. The first one is at 7:30am & the last one is at 1:30pm. They are hour long visits.

Bets on the last two rescheduling for another day, seeing as how we are supposed to get 10-14 inches of snow today?

Also it is 6:15am and I’m about to walk out the door. Usually I leave at 6:40.

Why is it snowing?? It’s March. Go away. It was so warm last week too…

Me: sorry I'm late I had to clean 8 inches of snow off my car

Sister: geez how long did it take you?

Me: um...well I listened to bad blood, wildest dreams and half of how you get the girl then I danced in the street for the other half

have i mentioned how much i hate shoveling snow

bc here we are again folks

AND I WANT TO DIE

[there’s a muffled sound of transformation and Bugbite’s foot emerges from the snow]

Bugbite: “…there is now snow in places th’ sun don’ shine. How far away is the pub?! I’m freezing ma bumper off!”

Not far now, young 'un. See those lights? Smell the energon warming? Come on, best foot forward.

Motivation to work out:

❌ Be a leader in my household for lifetime fitness (Jerry is starting to struggle getting off the floor)

❌ Clothes fit better

❌ Less exhausted by grocery shopping (38 lbs of cat litter to the 3rd floor is heavy!)

❌ Anticipation of physical assistance to aging parents/MIL

✅ IT HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN NO ONE THINKS I CAN HELP THEM PUSH A TRUCK OUT OF A SNOW BANK

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